Helmar, I despise you.

[Mirrage]

I really don't think I've ever really hated anyone on BE, but I guess you, Helmar, came pretty close.

Personally I think it would be dumb to fuss over some random dude over the internet, but you are more or less an efficient spamming machine that just fills up BE with nothing but meaningless crap. I'm not even going to spend time writing out an essay, because I'm pretty sure most people know you for what you do.

For those who would like to defend you. Please don't say this: "Helmar is a valued member of BE. Just look at his post count!!!" Here are the reasons as to why.

1. You spam.
2. You don't do anything other than spam.
3. Your spam doesn't make any sense. It's like you are just trying to fill BE with your "XD LOL!!!"
4. Your topics suck really bad. I don't even know how to stay active in FCs anymore because the topics are so lame and perverted.
5. The majority of your posts belong in the 18+ section.
6. I have yet to see anything intelligent coming from you. If you want to be a proud pervert, at least be an intelligent one that contributes to the community.

These are my honest opinion, and I really don't think they are unfounded. Last but not least, please, PLEASE don't defend Helmar by attacking me, because that doesn't mean a thing so save the embarrassment.

[Z498]

Wow...you really don't like Helmar.

[Ryuuiku]

Helmar rarely travels outside the Bleach Fanclubs area, so he probably won't see this, yet you would know some people who agree about hating Helmar. >.>

[BromineFTMFW]

Helmar is such a failure, but yeah he will probably never see this.

NEG HELMAR NEG HELMAR...it's that simple, rep seal him and have him moan about it with his XD LOL!!!s

[Vic]

You forgot #7: You are a black belt in a shitty martial art, which is completely useless not only IRL but if you were to fight any one using a kung fu style they would beat the living shit out of you while you were trying to catch their punches, which is impossible because no one can catch a kung fu punch.

Basically, helmar posts on this forum cuz the mods dont do shit.

[Aaroniro Alulueri]

Holy shit. I would've expected this out of somebody like Broly or Vic. But Mirrage? Damn.

[Shiro Okazaki]

XD LOL!!

[BromineFTMFW]

XD LOL!!

You did it wrong, it's XD LOL!!!. Three !!!....and for that I will neg you and your mother, and then we will both make MW threads (well just you. :oh:)

[Vic]

Holy shit. I would've expected this out of somebody like Broly or Vic. But Mirrage? Damn.

there isnt anyone worthy of a MW from Vic :smack:

[Dragoon12]

I expected Broly to make this thread... Bitches don't know about my spam

8: Everyone of your FCs suck ass for example People who like action , like you said you do don't make CRACK couple FC's , they make for example Anti- such and such , and inside it there's loads of action (People talking about how they would kill the Character for example 1000 ways to Kill Fu... Rukia I meant

9: I only joined the perv FC beacuse I'm not bragging about it like you Bitch

10: MatsuHisagi is NOT going to happen

11: Any other crack pairing of yours is NOT going to happen

12: Please get away from this forums before you wake up someone's hate...

[Aya]

lol! the guy likes crack pairings so what? broly has even more retarded fc's

[Dragoon12]

At least... oh well I can't be bothered explaining it all now

13: or 12: Helmar really how can you bang any Bleach Female or Male they're 2-D

[[Fry]]

Well, we all think that helmar is a complete failiure, so lets try to not make this thread a spam thread.
I nearly banned him once when he came to BE, because he was doing REALLY retarded topics and FC's, i think i should have done it.

[Cursed]

Actually Aya, I don't think Broly has hit his 3 FC limit yet. So he can't really have as many as Helmar, who BTW has 4 FCs.

[Vic]

lol! the guy likes crack pairings so what? broly has even more retarded fc's

no he doesn't.

[Dragoon12]

13: Being a pervert doesn't mean talking about Bleach Characters such as Matsumoto with large bangs and banging her if you do then you're a Animofile (nuff said)
14: The only crack pairing that I liked ever was NARUTOxINO and I wasn't thinking of making an FC beacuse well I reached my limit of 3
15: Listen asshole , if you really like spamming in Bleach FC's go find something else to do in other Topics , FIRST : Spam is allowed UNLIMITED in Spam Games and SPAM FTMFW (Not sure about the whole OT lounge)
16: I'll tell you when I think up something

[Mirrage]

I don't care if Helmar makes his crack pairing FCs. But he basically infests almost all other FCs, spamming the shit out of them. I am not a mod so I don't have the right to say who gets banned and who does not, but Helmar is a serious spammer if I've ever seen one.

I have yet to see something that remotely resembles an intelligent opinion from that guy.

[Kanon]

He does the same thing over and over, I normally can't be fucked with MW's but Helmar, you suck at life.

Just reading his posts give me a headache. Because they are so poorly constructed, and the overuse of ! and "XD LOL!!!" Makes me think he isn't even smart enough to be a black belt in jutsu kung fu whatever.

[helmar]

Well this is quite amusing:push:. I like the fact that all these "disses" are all failures:amused:. You people really need lifes.

So what is the best diss you guys have?

@EDIT:
Why are you guys talking about Broly?

@Cursed:
No I only have 3 FCs. I closed the Kira FC.

[Cursed]

You have the
1. Perv FC
2. MatsuHisagi FC
3. Soibyak FC
4. RukiIchiOri FC

Even if the RukiIchiOri FC is dead, it still counts as a FC.

Also please explain to your peers why their "disses" are failures. Failure to do so/lack of a good answer will result in you being ridiculed.

[helmar]

Ouh I thought I closed that FC like 10mins after I made it. Ouh well I'll close it right after this post.

The "disses" are failures cuz they don't hurt a bit. You think calling me a asshole hurts? No it doesn't in case your such a fucking idiot that you don't realize that. And all your "disses" will fail cuz words only hurt the self councious freaks... like your selves.

[Cursed]

You see, the thing is, if words didn't hurt you, why are you going through all the trouble of writing a small paragraph telling is that?

[helmar]

Because I have nothing better to do at this moment in time.

[Cursed]

You never seem to have anything better to do but post on BE.

[helmar]

Well I was gonna go to the movies but my parents took the car:sad:. But the hockey season starts in December so thats when I'll finnaly get a life again:yay: XD LOL!!!

[LarryLunch]

XD LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cursed]

Damn your parents. Damn them for forcing you to seek entertainment on this forum. Also damn the fact that you have 55+ posts per day beating out my record when I was a noob. I should give you more spamming infractions.

[Ryuuiku]

Because I have nothing better to do at this moment in time.

You seem to be on BE around 10 hours a day.

[helmar]

Yes damn my parents!!! They should just buy me a new car, so they can have theirs!!! 55+ posts a day is nothing XD LOL!!! I get like over a 100 a day XD LOL!!!

More like 4-5 hours.

[Cursed]

And to think of all the more posts you could've made with Helmar2 if I didn't ban that multi!
Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

[Ryuuiku]

Aww, Cursed beat me to it!
Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

[helmar]

AHAHAH Helmar2 was funny XD LOL!!! I didn't think you could actually get banned for ever for making 2 accounts XD LOL!!! Well anyway.... this member war seems a bit to positive to be a "member war".

[Cursed]

Not really. I should have perma banned you when you made that multi, which is what I was suppose to do. But then I realized Broly never gets perma banned and some mercy thought kicked in my mind and I decided not to perma ban.
However, I might revise my decision.

[helmar]

Well thank you for not perm banning me:smile:.

Anyway this is way to positive to be a member war!!! I was hoping I could see some lame attempts at a diss and I haven't even seen any disses yet:sad:.

[Cursed]

Read my last sentence over again.

[helmar]

How is that a diss? Its more of a threat.
Well if no one gonna try to diss me, I'm not gonna post here:sad:.

[Cursed]

Did I say I was dissing you? That was a threat.

[helmar]

Yes well thank you for the thereat.

Anyway my parents just got home so I'm gonna go see American Gangster. Try not to "diss" me too much people.

[Ryuuiku]

Wow, to scared to get flamed, and would rather get "dissed".

[Cursed]

I wonder if anyone ever noticed the fact that Helmar 20 and lives with your parents. I would expect him to at least have a low rent apartment. Methinks false information is afoot.

[Raykun]

4 pages and nothing this seems more like spam thread then a MW thread only like 7 posts were like one

[Ryuuiku]

Helmar's "intelligence" didn't notice this MW the day it was made.

[Kanon]

I thought there would be like, 10 pages by now.

[VK']

Thank God there isn't. If there was it would be 10 pages of XD LOL!!!

[BromineFTMFW]

lol! the guy likes crack pairings so what? broly has even more retarded fc's

o rly name one retarded FC that's currently open and owned by me.

And to think of all the more posts you could've made with Helmar2 if I didn't ban that multi!
Oh wait, did I say that out loud?

LOL

[Shagohod]

Man it comes down to this: helmars a fucking failure and everyone knows it. he spams the shit out of forums looking for the attention his parents never gave him and you're all obviously feeding into it. He's a fucking nobody that produces absolute bullshit and everyone that acknowledges him as a human being shares that fail. Mods, please show an ounce of redemption by erasing that waste of life. I dont hate people on the internet but I swear to god if I've ever saw that fool I'd beat him worse than Rodney King. And Dragoon, get off Broly's dick for Christ sake.

God this site fell off worse than Bleach itself. You know who it is.

[Vic]

after reading all of Cursed posts its pretty obvious he is stupid for not banning helmar for good.

[BromineFTMFW]

after reading all of Cursed posts its pretty obvious he is stupid for not banning helmar for good.

and yet he banned Piff Ninja_ :mad:


Helmar will probably never come back to this thread though, if he does it will be more of the same XD LOL!!! really.

[[Fry]]

I'm sick of that XD LOL!!!, one more and i'll kill somebody

[BromineFTMFW]

;755025']I'm sick of that XD LOL!!!, one more and i'll kill somebody

Just ban him on his next spam-fest, earlier in the evening the first 2 pages of the Bleach FC section had helmar as their latest posters, all updated within the last 10 minutes of when I saw that.

[Vic]

;755025']I'm sick of that XD LOL!!!, one more and i'll kill somebody

you have the hammer as well. But seriously, if enough people reported his posts in their FC's, the mods would have to do something.

[BromineFTMFW]

Byakuya fans are safe from the ban hammer. Sounds like a good idea Vic.

[Wolfs Reign]

Hey nothing against you or anything, but helmar isn't THAT bad

[Aya]

some people are really stupid, if we were to ban for *spamming* in the fc's almost half of the members wouldve been banned... atleast the guy is having a topics, not just going there saying *lol* or whatever, and thats not really spamming

though i hate that XDLOL!!! thing x_x

[Dragoon12]

I think we all do Aya

Back to the point

17 or 18: XD LOL!!! just doesn't show any sense and how the fuck we can ''fucking get over it'' It sucks ass + you weren't the first to invite it I heard it on Warcraft 3 loads of times and I bet you didn't make 100 accounts to do that so really you should fucking get over it not us...
19 or 18:As Aya clearly said you can make Good Topics if you try but make some senseless posts (noobs and newbies even bother to start like that) don't 1 favor : Please don't act as a noob beacuse it spoils everyone's time trying to read

If I beat this to 100 that means Helmar you fail on the whole line of your existance
and 10 hours daily?!

[BromineFTMFW]

some people are really stupid, if we were to ban for *spamming* in the fc's almost half of the members wouldve been banned... atleast the guy is having a topics, not just going there saying *lol* or whatever, and thats not really spamming

though i hate that XDLOL!!! thing x_x

Lol, and I was once banned for "spamming."

I'm still wondering what FC I currently have that's retarded. :huh:

Even my old FCs werent egregious, the Gotei 13 really fails, AizenxHougyoku is canon, and certain 25 year olds pair themselves up with Yoruichi.

[Vic]

like i said just report every single one of his spam posts. I dont know why people are allowed to spam FC's, pretty sure RJ made a thread about that.

[BromineFTMFW]

That whole "perv FC" is not even related to Bleach in any shape or form, it's just blatant spam.

[Aya]

Lol, and I was once banned for "spamming."

I'm still wondering what FC I currently have that's retarded. :huh:

Even my old FCs werent egregious, the Gotei 13 really fails, AizenxHougyoku is canon, and certain 25 year olds pair themselves up with Yoruichi.

broly you are forgetting how was begging to get unbanned, and are allowing yourself too much. I still dunno why you was unbanned since your level of retardation just screams from every single post you make. Your fc's are at the same level as helmar's , if u cant see that too bad for you

[BromineFTMFW]

broly you are forgetting how was begging to get unbanned, and are allowing yourself too much. I still dunno why you was unbanned since your level of retardation just screams from every single post you make.

That is the most feckless insult I have ever seen someone use against me. It would be a bit pusillanimous for me to not ask to be unbanned considering during my bans I was bombarded by IMs of "BE is so fucking boring now..."


Your fc's are at the same level as helmar's , if u cant see that too bad for you

KNFAI, even you don't believe that, but good Anti-Broly post number 84426, so rep for you. :idea:

[Mirrage]

Well this MW is on Helmar, not anyone else. Why did I miss Helmar >.< Having a life and doing shit on weekends doesn't coincide with Helmar's schedule I guess... :odd:

Aya, obviously not everyone who spams should be banned. However, isn't it also evident that there is a limit to spamming? Helmar doesn't spam to make topics. He spams so people would respond to his spam, and then he can spam some more. Seriously, isn't the Perv FC a little blatant?

Other than spam, Helmar does nothing but irritate other BE members. Sadly, he does not accomplish that even through sarcasm. He just....spams his XD LOL, knowing how people hate it. If he just has different opinions and decides to bother others by starting a debate, it's his business. But when he fills up screens after screens with XD LOL!!!s, I have a problem with him.

Bottom line is: Helmar, you are lame. If you think that this MW is too "positive", that is only because you are too boring. You never said anything remotely close to controversial, intelligent, or note-worthy. All you did was confirming our growing suspicion that you are a retarded child who can only get attention by spamming undesirable and irritating "XD LOL!!!"s. You are lame, your FCs are lame, and your topics are lame. Start accepting that, or go cry in the corner. It's ok if you do both :smile:

By the way, if you are going to counterattack by saying "haha you think I give a shit?" or anything that resembles you trying to play it off, spare us. Why? Because that does not address any points that we have brought up. I don't care if you give a shit, because I believe you are in denial.

[BromineFTMFW]

Well this MW is on Helmar, not anyone else. Why did I miss Helmar >.< Having a life and doing shit on weekends doesn't coincide with Helmar's schedule I guess... :odd:

Aya, obviously not everyone who spams should be banned. However, isn't it also evident that there is a limit to spamming? Helmar doesn't spam to make topics. He spams so people would respond to his spam, and then he can spam some more. Seriously, isn't the Perv FC a little blatant?

Other than spam, Helmar does nothing but irritate other BE members. Sadly, he does not accomplish that even through sarcasm. He just....spams his XD LOL, knowing how people hate it. If he just has different opinions and decides to bother others by starting a debate, it's his business. But when he fills up screens after screens with XD LOL!!!s, I have a problem with him.

Bottom line is: Helmar, you are lame. If you think that this MW is too "positive", that is only because you are too boring. You never said anything remotely close to controversial, intelligent, or note-worthy. All you did was confirming our growing suspicion that you are a retarded child who can only get attention by spamming undesirable and irritating "XD LOL!!!"s. You are lame, your FCs are lame, and your topics are lame. Start accepting that, or go cry in the corner. It's ok if you do both :smile:

By the way, if you are going to counterattack by saying "haha you think I give a shit?" or anything that resembles you trying to play it off, spare us. Why? Because that does not address any points that we have brought up. I don't care if you give a shit, because I believe you are in denial.

XD LOL!!! He's a Byakuya fan, he will never get banned XD LOL!!! Fucking Deal With It!!!

[Mirrage]

Broly don't spam my MW :yelling: I want to see Helmar cry in the corner and I don't want you to stand in the way!!! :tongue:

[BromineFTMFW]

Broly don't spam my MW :yelling: I want to see Helmar cry in the corner and I don't want you to stand in the way!!! :tongue:
Every MW turns into an anti-Broly one XD LOL!!!

Really, helmar is probably the only person on BE who's hated more than me...I lost some haters after he started spamming and having homo/pedophilic/beastial family guy avas :sad:

[Toro]

Jesus, making a thread just to say how you don't like another member. How fucking pathetic.

edit: In response to those too spineless to leave their name with their negs.
thats why it's called MEMBER WARS. Although as a recipient of several, I agree with you. Helmar deserves one though.
That's the point of a member war...

I know it's what the point it, though it does little to negate the fact that this as a concept is just, and I quote, Fucking pathetic.

[Mirrage]

Toro please spare us more retardation.

You are posting in a MW thread to comment on how pathetic MWs are? Please don't make my MW vs Helmar go into the garbage stash because of your comment.

[Toro]

You are posting in a MW thread to comment on how pathetic MWs are? Please don't make my MW vs Helmar go into the garbage stash because of your comment.

Full marks for observation.

And why, because you can't deal with your emotions with a certain amount of maturity?

[BromineFTMFW]

Full marks for observation.

And why, because you can't deal with your emotions with a certain amount of maturity?

that's fucked up, let her have the MW, helmar needs about 10 of them TBFH.

[Sublime]

Full marks for observation.

And why, because you can't deal with your emotions with a certain amount of maturity?
If you don't like it so much then stay out and don't post in it, it's that simple.

[Toro]

Okay, you can continue this.

I've been reading through this section and some of the threads have really made me laugh, I mean, is Zei 8 years old or something? XD

And you have 4 threads, I'm sure you don't want your record to be broken do you?

[Mirrage]

I never thought the day would come for me to quote myself, and the opening post of a MW.


These are my honest opinion, and I really don't think they are unfounded. Last but not least, please, PLEASE don't defend Helmar by attacking me, because that doesn't mean a thing so save the embarrassment.

I think you fail to read the part about how attacking me does not negate the purpose of this MW thread. Toro you fail, and you fail even worse because this thread isn't even dedicated to you.

Btw Toro I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to continue.

[Dragoon12]

19: Helmar how can an MW be possitive to fucking you ?! You are the subject of it and you are getting runned the fuck over by (too much can't count) of people
20: Helmar really you are 20 you live with your old man and woman and you can't use a CAR in your normal fucking life 'cause they're LENDING it ?

From now on I will make 2 of them each post

[Toro]

It seems you misunderstood my intentions.

I wasn't defending him, I was merely calling you pathetic.

I'm going out now, be back later and have a good day.

[BromineFTMFW]

Okay, you can continue this.

I've been reading through this section and some of the threads have really made me laugh, I mean, is Zei 8 years old or something? XD

And you have 4 threads, I'm sure you don't want your record to be broken do you?

Me? I have like fukan seven or eight...some were hard deleted lol.

[Wolfs Reign]

If I beat this to 100 that means Helmar you fail on the whole line of your existance
and 10 hours daily?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa ,whoa, 10 hours???????? how can you even stand to be on that long??? My max is like an hour and a half at most.

[Dragoon12]

That was about helmar...

I drop out at 5 and that was in holidays

[Mirrage]

Why do I consistently encounter people who could not read?
I think you fail to read the part about how attacking me does not negate the purpose of this MW thread. Toro you fail, and you fail even worse because this thread isn't even dedicated to you.

Btw Toro I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to continue.

I never said anything about defending Helmar. I said you failed to read "the part" about you attacking me. The purpose of thread = flame Helmar. Attacking me = have nothing to do with what Helmar has done. Got it? I hope so, because I'm starting to doubt your intelligence Toro. When you have a pathetic person doubt your intelligence, you need to get a reality check. Have a good day to you too.

Toro is a very good example of a person trying to gather attention to himself in a MW thread. Good try Toro :gj: but you fail.

And yes Helmar fails even worse because a good chunk of his life is wasted on BE. Guess what? Nobody will even remember him when he stops spamming. Well, everyone will clap on the inside :smile:

[Kanon]

I've been reading through this section and some of the threads have really made me laugh, I mean, is Zei 8 years old or something? XD


Most of the MW's in the entire section are made by Zei.

[Raykun]

It seems you misunderstood my intentions.

I wasn't defending him, I was merely calling you pathetic.

I'm going out now, be back later and have a good day.

I was checking your other posts and they are full of fail . ^_^

[Ryuuiku]

We're not flaming Toro, we're flaming Helmar. ^_^

Anyways, he steps outside of the Bleach Fanclubs area once to come here, and he didn't come back. :P

And most of his posts in Fanclubs, are mostly unrelated to the Character/Object's fanclub.

I stepped into the Nanao FC and I see nonsense.

And the Perv FC isn't even related to Bleach.

[Raykun]

well I joined that perv fc cause I felt like it ... and it should be in the FC area not bleach since I see nothing relating to bleach in there can't say much since Im not really active.

Still toro is posting useless shyt though.......

[Toro]

Me? I have like fukan seven or eight...some were hard deleted lol.
You're killing this shit mate XD
Why do I consistently encounter people who could not read?


I never said anything about defending Helmar. I said you failed to read "the part" about you attacking me. The purpose of thread = flame Helmar. Attacking me = have nothing to do with what Helmar has done. Got it? I hope so, because I'm starting to doubt your intelligence Toro. When you have a pathetic person doubt your intelligence, you need to get a reality check. Have a good day to you too.

Now to make things really simple since you cannot seem to comprehend simple English.
I remember certain text.PLEASE don't defend Helmar by attacking me
So it seems you did mention defending Helmar in your opening post. Later on you went on to mention.

I think you fail to read the part about how attacking me does not negate the purpose of this MW thread.

Now, if one wanted to negate the purpose of this thread, which is about attacking Helmar, how would one go about doing that? Now let me see. Yes, there is it, defending Helmar. See the train of thoguht there?

To which I replied that I wasn't doing that, and re-iterated my lowly opinion of you.


Toro is a very good example of a person trying to gather attention to himself in a MW thread. Good try Toro :gj: but you fail.


Drowning man clutching at straws.

I was checking your other posts and they are full of fail . ^_^
Coming from the person who posted this?
Im sad I keep getting neg rep yet they never leave there name ... please leave your names
Haha, I sincerely hope for your benefit you were going for irony in that.

[Mirrage]

Helmar needs some time to gather his thoughts and formulate a coherent response.

O wait, he has no thoughts. XD LOL!!!

Wow Toro, I don't know what to say to you anymore. You are practically trying to start a MW within a MW.
/golfclap

[Toro]

Why oh why my friend, because I disproved your accusation against my ability to read and unfortunately turned it around against you?

[Sublime]

Toro stop posting in this thread, if you've got a problem with Mirrage then take it to PM's or something. Stop clogging up the thread.

[Raykun]

Coming from the person who posted this?

Haha, I sincerely hope for your benefit you were going for irony in that.

That thread was made for spamming comparing that to your posts its 100% better then seeing you stated that mw were pathetic yet most of your posts are in it.

And Im sorry for this Im gonna gtfo now so I don't see this stupid noob ever again.

Toro = Epic Fail.

[Mirrage]

It's funny to see how some people interpret others' unwillingness to carry on a meaningless argument as their personal victory...but considering how Toro should not post in here anymore it doesn't matter because he shouldn't see this :tongue:

Where the hell is Helmar? XD LOL!!!

[Sublime]

This MW has ran out of gas, it's pretty clear that helmar isn't coming back so the purpose of this thread has been defeated.

[BromineFTMFW]

Let's turn this into a Broly bashing thread :odd: