9 dangerous words

[primer81]

9 DANGEROUS WORDS WOMAN USE!!
Body: 9 Dangerous Words Women Use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in Fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Grim]

As a woman, i will tell you: THIS IS ABSOLUTLY TRUE!

And id like to add:
if you ask whats wrong more then 5 times and they still say "nothing" each time, then either it is nothing, or she doesnt want to talk about it, so really dont worry too much about it. It the "nothing" means something, she'll break down by like the third time, or at least show signs of it.

And if they are smily or calm [as in a comfortable calm, not a calm but can tell they are angry] then the words they use, mean what they are supposed to. Eg. "its ok" --> It IS ok.

[Senfa]

hmm, *writes it down*

[igoo]

its like a guide to life....

[primer81]

thanks for the add grim. i prefer to not ask whats wrong at all. then i'm told i don't even care

[Yellow Ledbetter]

I prefer nailing my penis to a board than dealing with this nonsense.

[primer81]

I prefer nailing my penis to a board than dealing with this nonsense.

well i wouldn't go that far but i have just left for no reason because i knew my wife was gonna start that shit

[Grimmjow Jaggerjaques]

Haha, That's Funny.

Nice One Grim.

[Grim]

its true. :/

Girls want you to care when their sad, and they want to make you cry when their angry. Its their goal to make you regret your mistakes.

For example. You all know about my boy issue from the other thread... or w/e. Anyway, that boy once said we'd work on our project together after he got back from class, so i waited. then when he got back, he was like "No, im going out" and he pissed me off and i went to my room to work on my project, but i was too angry that he ditched me to concentrate, but later he came down and knocked on my door and was like "they ditched me *Sad moopy face*" and i looked at him, and said "GOOD!" and slammed the door on his face. he cried. :D

then of course i had to go appologise which was retarded cause he was the fuck up. but reading that makes me think hes a wuss, but then again im told im intimidating in person :/

[primer81]

its true. :/

he cried. :D

then of course i had to go appologise which was retarded cause he was the fuck up. but reading that makes me think hes a wuss, but then again im told im intimidating in person :/

yeah cause your like boo and he went and hid under his covers or something. somehow i don't believe your that intimidating

[Senfa]

i belive that she can be intimidating

[Grim]

i dont mean anything like physically intimidateing. *mind-ninja*

Im not as bad as my friend Katie though. Same guy keeps ditching us (our group of friends) to talk to some girl who has already rejected him, cause he thinks if he keeps trying shell change her mind.... anyway, katie pushed him off the bench when he came back and told him straight up "She doesn't like you, and she never will, get over it and quit stalking her you fucking creeper"

That was down right mean o.o [mightve had to be there? :/]

[Senfa]

well, you could also be physicaly abusive, i knew some girls who were like that >.>

[primer81]

your friend katie actually sounds cool. i like people who tell you straight up how it is and not sugar coat it

[Grim]

lol yea, thats why we're friends XD

its also great cause she lives 2 rooms away from me, and she has a Wii. :D

[primer81]

well hot damn that makes it that much better. i've been lookin for a wii since october and can't find one so i will get a late christmas present if i ever find one

[Grim]

She only managed to get it because she won it form our canadian music channel --> Much Music lol

[primer81]

lucky her. i'll get one eventually. maybe around the time smash bros. brawl finally comes out

[igoo]

wii....so much fun.....

[Belial]

Addendum:

1.) The woman is always right, even if her argument is so stupid you feel a little dumber for having listened to it.

2.) A woman's sense of time contorts to personal interests, always. Don't ever try to predict it.

3.) There is always something on a woman's mind, whether even she knows it or not. All you can do is hope that something is good. Nothing is never a real answer.

4.) If you go through with what she gave the go ahead for, for god sakes include her or at least give her compensation and you should be fine.

5.) Can also mean incoming argument if nothing has started yet. Make yourself scarce, hopefully it's just emotional and will be a non issue next time you see her.

6.) If you got to this point you might want to both grow a pair and learn tact. Forceful, yet polite, drain the will of 99.9% of the people you talk to.

8.) Most women can't admit failures, and sometimes in the middle of an argument, if you happen to be in the right, all the sudden that common sense/logic you were using finally clicks. They will say whatever and blow you off to save face. They also say this if you confuse the shit out of them. They also say this if they are in the right but you've been stubbornly prattling on for forever.

9.) Even if you go do what you're asked to before she can get to it, it's already too late. Basically, you're fucked, even if you try to do right.