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Aidan
12-15-2008, 03:19 PM
Don't post in here if you're not applying.

The 5th will make a collective decision as to whether to let you in or not.

Current requirements:
200 posts min
2 months on the forums min
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Pass general consensus by active division members
**New requirement: Tell an original, clever joke with your application. It can be anime-related or not. It can be unbelievably nerdy or not. Just not stupid. If your joke is facepalm-inducing, it'll hurt your chances.

Keep in mind that since we do admissions by general consensus it might take a bit longer, but I'm doing it that way so that everyone has a say in the matter, and so that no one takes it personally. (I promise, the chances of the entire division having a vendetta against you are very small)

KING GRIMMJOW
12-15-2008, 04:30 PM
I would like to join.

Would throw a shoe at Bush, but haven't got the one i threw at him the other day back yet.

Aidan
12-15-2008, 04:54 PM
alright, I'll discuss your application with the rest of the division and get back to you once we've reached a consensus. (could take a bit of time since not all members are online now, so be patient)

also, what anime have you seen besides Bleach?

Edit: I've changed the requirements slightly but it shouldn't make a difference for your application.

KING GRIMMJOW
12-15-2008, 04:57 PM
All the Dragonball series
cowboy Bebop(one of my favs)
Ghost in a shell SAC/SAC 2nd gig and many more.

Currently watching Samaurai Champloo and Deathnote.

Aidan
12-15-2008, 05:03 PM
...
well... okay. You're in. I'll send you the password.

Eris
12-17-2008, 11:41 AM
I'd like to apply for the 5th.

I've seen not only Bleach but also Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Gundam Wing, Dragonball, Dragonball Z/GT, some of Gundam Seed, G Gundam (while back), some of Mobile Suit Gundam... I can't think of anything else lol

shinji
12-17-2008, 11:46 AM
Ok i'll bring it up in the 5th you have to be voted in by a majority of the 5th.

I'll give you a response asap.

Eris
12-17-2008, 11:47 AM
Alright, thanks.

Aidan
12-17-2008, 11:59 AM
Welcome aboard. Shinji or I will send you the password in a PM.

FullMetalIdiot
12-20-2008, 11:19 PM
Applying to join, because apparently I'm easily swayed.

If the application is by what animes we've watched/watching, then, shit, man, I can't list all that. Currently reading One Piece [omfg, major catch up], watching Gokusen J-Drama, just finished Mushi-Shi, favorite anime evar is PlanetES. Man, 5 years is a long time to be in a fandom.

EDIT: Sorry 11th division. You're been dead too long and I got an invite, otherwise I would have stayed. :[

Milkshake
12-20-2008, 11:39 PM
Your application will be discussed and we'll give you a response as soon as we can. Thank you for your patience.

Aidan
12-21-2008, 10:17 AM
Welcome aboard, FMI. I'll send you the pass.

frack
12-21-2008, 10:33 AM
Wahahaha I can RECRUIT.

Amata
12-22-2008, 06:55 PM
Requesting to join... got a fair few invites and my former squad has now been closed, apparently.

Okay... as for throwing a shoe at Bush, I'm not sure it would reach him from England so instead I will provide you with this picture. :tongue:


http://fc11.deviantart.com/fs39/f/2008/350/1/4/The_Pathetic_End_to_Bush_Era_by_Latuff2.jpg


As for the animes I have seen apart from Bleach, I will only list a few here as the full list is quite long, lol.

Gunslinger Girl
Trigun
Fullmetal Alchemist
Inuyasha (Ongoing)
Vampire Knight (Ongoing - series unfinished)
Wolf's Rain
Ouran High School Host Club

And so on.... :tongue:

KING GRIMMJOW
12-22-2008, 08:25 PM
So you decided to join, thats good.

Just have to wait for Aidan or Shinji to be on to sort things out.

edit: password sent.

Afrojack
12-23-2008, 12:20 PM
I would definitely be interested in joining the Fifth, since that's where Aizen and Shinji are from, heh. As far as shoe-throwing, if I had my choice of projectiles to throw at our lame duck, it would be more painful than a shoe, and aimed much lower than his head :amused:.

I love to discuss the content, philosophies, logic, underlying mythology, and themes of Bleach and other literature, and generally use correct spelling and grammar. I am open to new anime and manga, and have watched a fair few besides Bleach, though I could never get into Naruto. Off the top of my head there's:

Dragonball /Z/GT
Gundam Wing
FullMetal Alchemist
Vampire Hunter D
Samurai Champloo
Trinity Blood
A bit of Trigun and Cowboy Bebop
X
Deathnote

...and I think that's about it. Hoping for acceptance, Afrojack.

Milkshake
12-23-2008, 12:29 PM
Your application will be discussed amongst the 5th. Thank you for your patience.

KING GRIMMJOW
12-23-2008, 02:04 PM
Shinji has sent the pass, dont forget to post in the introduction thread.

BalrogLord
12-28-2008, 08:11 AM
Current requirements:
200 posts min
2 months on the forums min
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Pass general consensus by active division members


I would like to apply. I am always open to new anime suggestions (even with time constraints) and I do enjoy various discussions even though often i merely lurk.

Animes watched in no particular order
Gundam seed/destiny
Hellsing/ultimate
samurai champloo
elfen lied
cowboy bebeop
death note
code geass/r2
black lagoon
FMA
darker then black
gunslinger girls
Samurai 7
D-Gray Man
Ergo Proxy

Milkshake
01-03-2009, 08:23 AM
I would like to apply.
Sorry, Balroglord. Your application has been discussed and the answer is no.

Starzen
01-05-2009, 12:59 AM
would like to join if possible plz

shinji
01-05-2009, 01:09 AM
We'll consider it be back to you asap.

Aidan
01-05-2009, 01:01 PM
@Starzen: Absolutely not. You fail. GTFO.

Aidan
02-01-2009, 09:18 AM
New password, I'll be sending it out in PMs or pos reps. Post here if you didn't get it.

Pixie_
02-01-2009, 11:54 AM
I did not get the new password..

KING GRIMMJOW
02-11-2009, 05:48 PM
Hey Aidan i haven't got the new password, so if im still in can you send it.
If im out let us know.

Aidan
02-12-2009, 08:12 AM
oh, sorry man, I thought I sent it to you already.

Rufix
02-12-2009, 09:23 AM
Hai there, I'd like to join^^ I've watched Devil May Cry, Hellsing, DB/Z/GT, Ergo Proxy, Pokemon (xP like 9 years ago?:P), Zodiac Knights (rly old one) atm reading Fullmetal Alchemist and watching One Piece, afterwards I'd like to see Death Note. As for intelligent discussion, I hate people saying: yes, just because... Give some arguments, it's not like we should exchange opinions as it's pointless... unless it's world-view discussion, then arguments don't work (though it's pointless to discuss then).

Dun rly remember if it's all anime I've watched, honestly I prefer manga

frack
02-18-2009, 08:10 PM
After much deliberation, you have been denied. Have a nice day.

Zero-sama
03-30-2009, 10:59 AM
I am interested in joining the 5th division. Thanks.

I have a link above mi sig. that leads you to all the anime series I have watched so far.

Aidan
03-30-2009, 02:50 PM
You have Spike in your sig. You're in. I'll PM you the password.

En
04-01-2009, 07:41 AM
Let me in.

frack
04-01-2009, 08:31 AM
HOLY BLAZING FUCK IT'S EN. YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN.

En
04-01-2009, 09:21 AM
I don't have the password though.

frack
04-01-2009, 09:59 AM
Check your rep, lol.

absoluteskill
04-01-2009, 04:19 PM
I'd like to apply for the 5th. Shinji gave me the ok...

Animes I watched/ currently watching:
Cowboy Beebop, Trigun, Dragonball/Z/GT, Yu Yu Hakusho, Samauri Champloo, Detective Conan (for the most part), Full Metal Alchemist, Outlaw Star, G Gundam, Gundam Wing, Rurouni Kenshin, The Ronin Warriors, and I'm currently watching Soul Eater

Aidan
04-01-2009, 04:44 PM
Welcome aboard, I'll send you the password.

Kyo
04-02-2009, 07:45 AM
Hey. I'd like to apply for the 5th Division please. Shinji pointed me this way.

frack
04-02-2009, 08:01 AM
Your app is being discussed. :odd:

Kyo
04-02-2009, 12:07 PM
Ok. And yeah, I forgot to mention the animes I watched. Here they are :

Saint Seiya (The old one)
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
Full Metal Alchemist
Death Note
Bleach
Megalopolis (Really old, don't know if that counts)
Bao (Same as above)

Aidan
04-02-2009, 01:01 PM
ya know what? Sure. You're in. I'll send you the password.

shinji
04-02-2009, 02:08 PM
Welcome guys.

Lune
04-09-2009, 11:59 AM
I'd throw a shoe at Bush but it wouldn't reach from here. :suspicious:

After long hard thought about this I have decided it is time for a change. So can I join please?


Anime Seen
Ouran Host Club
Bleach
Melancholy of Haruhi
Azumanga Daioh
Chobits
Pokemon ( :sick: )
Digimon ( :oh: )
Cardcaptors
Couple of eps of Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan (weirdest and most violent anime on this list! :weird: )
The following films: The Cat Returns, Kiki's Delivery Service, My Neighbour Totoro, Spirited Away, Nausicaa Valley of the Wind, Princess Mononoke. (Sure I'm forgetting one but hopefuly you get the idea).

Manga Read
Bleach
Few chapters of Ouran Host Club
Intend to start reading: FMA

frack
04-09-2009, 12:05 PM
OMFG CMC. Get in here.

You probably don't need the PW, but I'll rep it to you just in case.

Aidan
04-09-2009, 04:46 PM
lol yeah, Lair members pretty much automatically get in.

Kanon
04-17-2009, 04:46 PM
I'll try too~

Animes
Sengoku Basara <- Current obsession <3
Gundam 00
Hetalia
Black Cat
Chrno Crusade
D Gray Man
Hellsing
Tenjo Tenge
FMA

Manga:
D Gray Man
Black Cat
Franken Fran
Claymore
Kuroshitsuji

frack
04-17-2009, 06:29 PM
You're in! :) Check your rep.

EDIT: I suck at typing. I'll PM you the pw.

EDIT AGAIN: I can't seem to PM you. I'll ask another 5th member to do it.

Kanon
04-17-2009, 08:26 PM
Sorry about that. I have my PMs and profile messages friends locked.

Aidan
04-17-2009, 11:51 PM
I'll do it.

pyre-fly
04-20-2009, 04:53 PM
I'd like to apply for the fifth division.

I spoke with CMC about the 5th, and it sounds like a division I'd like to be a part of (if you will let me). Advertising in HM's leaving thread also helped. :odd:

Some anime I have seen:
Bleach
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Neon Genesis Evangelion
Ergo Proxy
Samurai Champloo
Claymore
Noir
Gantz
DMC (Detroit Metal City)

Manga I have read/am reading:
Bleach
Naruto
FMA
Gantz
Ouran High School Host Club
Claymore
Prince of Tennis
Vampire Knight

frack
04-20-2009, 05:14 PM
We'll discuss it. :)

Savage
04-20-2009, 11:32 PM
She has an unnatural crush on Fabio.. Just thought i'd mention that :odd:

Aidan
04-21-2009, 04:10 AM
You're in, pyre-fly. I'll rep you the password.

Rocket
05-30-2009, 02:10 AM
I hereby request my admittance to the 5th division.

I have enjoyed Black Lagoon, Soul Eater, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Full Metal Alchemist, Heroic Age, Death Note, Code Geass, Elfen Lied, Hellsing, Saiyuki, Trigun, and very many more.

I'm currently watching/reading D.Gray-Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Slap-Up Party, and Zero.

shinji
05-30-2009, 05:52 AM
You are in.

I'll send you the PW.

Rocket
05-30-2009, 06:49 AM
Alright, happy days.

Wras
06-12-2009, 03:57 PM
Throw a shoe at Bush or make it snow.
I have done both. True story.

Current requirements:
200 posts min
Right

2 months on the forums min
Over a year... wow, over a year.

Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Many, actually. Ergo Proxy, Spice and Wolf, RahXephon and a whole bunch of others..

Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Of course! I;m always open to recommendations for new titles and I'll at least look at something before deeming it trash.

Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Yes. Emphatically.

Pass general consensus by active division members
Let's hope :P

I decided to leave the 12th because it seems I have more friends in here, but I have nothing but good things to say about them and they're all still awesome. However, at the persistent behest of pyre, it seems like this Division might be better suited to my tastes. Cheers.

TwelveGauge
06-12-2009, 07:04 PM
@ Wras: yo.
----
Throw a shoe at Bush or make it snow.
Given the opportunity, I'd throw much more than a shoe at the man, but since a shoe is what is required here, a shoe it shall be.

Post Requirements
Over 200 and growing.

Over two months on the forums
Joined in January...so 5 months.

Has seen an anime other than Bleach and Naruto
I've seen Death Note, DB and DBZ, as well as the Boondocks (if that even counts).

Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Blame, Biomega and Vagabond are all ones I have read.

Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics.
Of course. The implications of that requirement were what solidified my choice to apply here.

Pass general consensus by active division members.
*crosses fingers* One can only hope, right?

Like Wras, I come from the 12th, and I have nothing but praises to sing of the members there. They are all great people. The main reason for my decision to transfer was that I am looking for something a bit more varied and from what I've heard of the 5th, you guys are exactly that.

frack
06-12-2009, 07:18 PM
Wras, you're in. Check your rep.

TG, we'll discuss it.

frack
06-12-2009, 08:13 PM
BUMP

TG, your application has been discussed. I'm sorry, but the answer is no.

Aidan
06-21-2009, 09:46 PM
Yikes! I've gotta check this more often.
Welcome all new members.

TwelveGauge
07-05-2009, 09:38 PM
what the hell.

*Throws steel toed boot at bush and tries again.*

REAPPLYING

frack
07-05-2009, 09:52 PM
Answer is still no.

TwelveGauge
07-05-2009, 09:53 PM
that was fast.

but ok.

tequilla_boom
07-07-2009, 12:10 AM
200 posts min : as you can see for yourself...
2 months on the forums min : same answer as above
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto: watched inukami, One Piece, prince o f tennis, dragon ball /z and GT, Saint Seiya,D-gray man, Vampire hundter D, Claymore
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga : Well i've nothing against that

looks like i passed muster so far....And yes im a former 7th division member,needless to say that i left that fail already v.v

oh well, APPLYING!

shinji
07-07-2009, 11:10 AM
The answear is a no tequila.

Angels Punishment
07-08-2009, 05:26 PM
I'd like to apply.

I took out the obviously met requirements:

Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto

-Samurai Champloo, Skip Beat, Pandora Hearts, and a few more. I still have plenty to watch.

Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga

-I am, but I won't watch/read too many at once.

Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics

-Yes, very much so. I'm not really the person you'd get a big wall of text from. I read them but I just keep my responses short, sweet, and to the point when I can.

Pass general consensus by active division members

Done I think:amused:

shinji
07-08-2009, 05:32 PM
Welcome, i've sent you the password.

Pixie_
07-08-2009, 09:52 PM
I'd like to apply.

I took out the obviously met requirements:

Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto

-Samurai Champloo, Skip Beat, Pandora Hearts, and a few more. I still have plenty to watch.

Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga

-I am, but I won't watch/read too many at once.

Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics

-Yes, very much so. I'm not really the person you'd get a big wall of text from. I read them but I just keep my responses short, sweet, and to the point when I can.

Pass general consensus by active division members

Done I think:amused:

Welcome mate =]

Shunshin Yoruichi
07-09-2009, 02:48 PM
excuse me, can someone help me how to join a squad or division? im new so i dont know what to do.

shinji
07-09-2009, 02:53 PM
You apply in a thread like this for a specific division you wish to join, if you meet the requirments then your are in.

You don't meet the requirments for the 5th so look else where, hope I helped.

Shunshin Yoruichi
07-09-2009, 04:19 PM
thankyou but can you please tell me how to get to the specific thread? more specifically the 2nd`s.

Kyo
07-09-2009, 04:21 PM
Here - http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=43680

I doubt they'll let you in with that post count of yours, though.

pyre-fly
07-09-2009, 04:25 PM
Also, please refrain from spamming our application thread. :)

(Damn you Kyo, you ninja'd me!)

Shunshin Yoruichi
07-09-2009, 04:25 PM
alright, then is there a division that will except me?

pyre-fly
07-09-2009, 04:26 PM
Get your post count up first. Now GTFO. :)

Try the 7th.

frack
07-12-2009, 12:52 PM
Tag spam. -_________-

Unholy Confession
07-21-2009, 10:30 PM
I would like to apply. I have just recently met your post requirement though most of my posting is in the fc's. I have been active and a member for just over 2 months now so that fulfills the 2nd requirement i believe.

I have definitely seen more and read more anime's/manga then Naruto and Bleach. I have completed Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Ruroni Kenshin, Outlaw Star, Full Metal Alchemist, TTGL, Trigun, S-cry-ED, Yu YU Hakusho as well as a couple others. I have also read Vampire Knight and Gantz(not the whole thing but the vast majority i believe). I am also very open to trying new anime and manga. It is the reason i have seen/read most what i have.

For the most part i like to be involved in spirited discussions of varied topics. There are not many things that i don't have some kind of opinion on and i love to here others views as well. The more intelligent the better. As far as passing the consensus i leave that to all of you to determine. Because i know that I am not very well known; But your division seemed like it knows what its doing.

pyre-fly
07-21-2009, 11:19 PM
Fantastic, we'll take a vote and get back to you. :)

Unholy Confession
07-24-2009, 02:04 PM
i was just wondering if i was accepted or denied or maybe just forgotten about. Would it helped if i brought gifts of booze and dime bags??

pyre-fly
07-24-2009, 09:14 PM
We're having some trouble coming to a decision, mostly because several of us don't know who you are. We haven't forgotten about you... yet! :odd:

frack
07-25-2009, 11:19 AM
i was just wondering if i was accepted or denied or maybe just forgotten about. Would it helped if i brought gifts of booze and dime bags??

Don't spam.

pyre-fly
08-14-2009, 08:09 PM
I would like to apply. I have just recently met your post requirement though most of my posting is in the fc's. I have been active and a member for just over 2 months now so that fulfills the 2nd requirement i believe.

I have definitely seen more and read more anime's/manga then Naruto and Bleach. I have completed Samurai Champloo, Cowboy Bebop, Ruroni Kenshin, Outlaw Star, Full Metal Alchemist, TTGL, Trigun, S-cry-ED, Yu YU Hakusho as well as a couple others. I have also read Vampire Knight and Gantz(not the whole thing but the vast majority i believe). I am also very open to trying new anime and manga. It is the reason i have seen/read most what i have.

For the most part i like to be involved in spirited discussions of varied topics. There are not many things that i don't have some kind of opinion on and i love to here others views as well. The more intelligent the better. As far as passing the consensus i leave that to all of you to determine. Because i know that I am not very well known; But your division seemed like it knows what its doing.

It's been a hell of a wait, but you're in. Password's in your rep.

Ocelot
10-04-2009, 01:54 PM
Been a while since I've posted here. Looking to re-join if possible.

pyre-fly
10-04-2009, 02:03 PM
Current requirements:
200 posts min
2 months on the forums min <-- Obviously met.
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Pass general consensus by active division members


If you can provide an answer for the rest of our requirements, we'll start voting on your application. :)

Ocelot
10-04-2009, 03:10 PM
New requirements...hm.

I've seen/read a lot, but I'll just list a few...Blood+, Eyeshield 21, FMA, Death Note, Code Geass, Tenjou Tenge, Gantz, and I even recently started getting into One Piece...which should show how I can be willing to try new things after hearing how horrible OP was (it still sucks lol). Same could be said for Code Geass too. Garbage in garbage out but I did give it a ride.

As far as topics, I'm interested in lots of stuff, from sports to politics to music to videogames (the name says it all!), so I'm not a one-trick pony. Not sure what else I can say here...general consensus, well that's out of my hands I guess.

Wras
10-04-2009, 05:44 PM
Bonus question: are you male or female? The latter might make the application process much easier.

Ocelot
10-05-2009, 07:56 AM
As Mike Tyson would say, "yall guys cant define me" :oh:

frack
10-08-2009, 06:14 AM
You're in. Check your rep for pw.

OaktreeF001
10-10-2009, 01:09 AM
Hello,

I was wondering how someone can join the 11th division. If this forum is anything like the Gotei 13 then I would want to join the 11th division. Being a Former Marine I feel that the 11th division would be more to my liking because as everyone knows Marines fill the ranks of the 11th division. Seriously though, how would someone join the 11th squad as I am a major fan of Kenpachi Zaraki and the 11th squad? I hope that I am not making waves and causing anyone heart ach but I just prefer the 11th squad.

Thanks

Wras
10-10-2009, 01:11 AM
Hello,

I was wondering how someone can join the 11th division. If this forum is anything like the Gotei 13 then I would want to join the 11th division. Being a Former Marine I feel that the 11th division would be more to my liking because as everyone knows Marines fill the ranks of the 11th division. Seriously though, how would someone join the 11th squad as I am a major fan of Kenpachi Zaraki and the 11th squad? I hope that I am not making waves and causing anyone heart ach but I just prefer the 11th squad.

Thanks



This Link (http://forums.bleachexile.com/forumdisplay.php?f=60) Will take you to the Divisions page.

Scroll all the way down, and you'll see the recruitment thread for each specific Division. However, for most, if not all of them, you'll need a lot more activity in the forums, which means a lot more posts (usually between 50 and a few hundred, varying from one Division to another). Good luck.

OaktreeF001
10-10-2009, 01:29 AM
Thanks for the info. I will post accordingly.

frack
10-14-2009, 06:49 AM
The next person to post in here asking "HAY WHER DUZ I DIVISION" is going to be slapped. Seriously. We've had like 3. Read the fucking thread title, use the damned Search function (or God forbid, read the FAQ), and stop spamming our app thread.

Wras
10-24-2009, 08:15 PM
Alright Aidan, I did it. I done and brought pyre back from the 1st so let us back in!

*officially applying again so Meta doesn't kill me

You have my sword.

pyre-fly
10-24-2009, 08:17 PM
With Maszrum back in the 1st, there's no need for me to stay. Applying. Again.

absoluteskill
10-24-2009, 11:04 PM
Both of you in of course

Aidan
10-25-2009, 12:59 AM
Yep. What he said, just to make it more official.

And to continue what frackSeed said, the next person who posts in here asking about another div or in general not applying or telling someone they're approved or not approved gets a spamming infraction.

+ink
12-05-2009, 08:31 PM
Applying.

200 posts min
Check.
2 months on the forums min
Check.
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, K-On!, Meloncholy of Harushi Suzumiya among others.
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Always.
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Yeah, generally.
Pass general consensus by active division members
I hope so.

pyre-fly
12-05-2009, 08:38 PM
Oh hai, we'll start deliberating. :)

Say, do you want to tell us a joke while you're waiting? Serious suggestion.

notorious UZIMAKI
12-05-2009, 09:03 PM
HAY WHER DUZ I DIVISION

pyre-fly
12-05-2009, 09:06 PM
Serious application? If not, kindly gtfo. :)

Angels Punishment
12-05-2009, 09:09 PM
Or make your application official. Not gay. Lol

+ink
12-05-2009, 09:18 PM
Oh hai, we'll start deliberating. :)

Say, do you want to tell us a joke while you're waiting? Serious suggestion.
A joke? Okay. Made on the spot.

http://i47.tinypic.com/2elqkgn.jpg

notorious UZIMAKI
12-05-2009, 09:19 PM
getting the f out :)

frack
12-05-2009, 09:22 PM
getting the f out :)

Don't be alone tonight, cuntflap. :odd:

No more spamming or I'll have pyre unleash her hounds.

EDIT: ETK, so far, no one is getting your joke. Do another one.

Aidan
12-05-2009, 09:28 PM
@Emperor Tomato Ketchup: weak. I'll review your posts, but that's not helping you.

Edit: After deliberation, we find that the sum of your posts makes up for that. Welcome aboard.

pyre-fly
01-04-2010, 07:28 PM
Current requirements:
200 posts min
2 months on the forums min
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Pass general consensus by active division members
**New requirement: Tell an original, clever joke with your application. It can be anime-related or not. It can be unbelievably nerdy or not. Just not stupid. If your joke is facepalm-inducing, it'll hurt your chances.


May I Join ?

Depends. Can you read?

Edit: Love you too Wras! :P

pyre-fly
01-04-2010, 07:45 PM
You don't meet our requirements. GTFO.

Wras
01-04-2010, 07:47 PM
whats your point ?

You need to give us a reason to accept you beyond wanting to join. What anime have you seen that isn't Bleach? How much do you like intelligent discussions? Plus one of the requirements clearly states that you open with a joke.

You don't have to be Jerry Seinfeld but if you can display some semblance of wit or at the least a substantive sense of humor along with a considerable knowledge of English, then we'll like your application a lot more. As it stands now, we have no reason to like you.

pyre-fly
01-04-2010, 07:54 PM
You know what? Just give up. Join the 3rd or something, they'll take just about anyone. I think Bankai-Ichigo is in there; you two would get along great.

frack
01-05-2010, 09:30 AM
For fucks sake, this isn't the fucking Spam thread. If you're rejected, say "HURRR OKAY" and get the hell out. Don't keep posting things wondering "WHY AR I REJECT." If we reject you, we've probably got a damned good reason why.

Basilisk
02-06-2010, 02:42 AM
Applying.
200 posts min
Check.
2months on the forums min
Just recently passed this line.
Have seen at least 1 anime other than Bleach and Naruto
AnimeList link in the userbar. (Which i'm grateful to Kyo for making it)
Likes or is open to trying new anime or manga
Of course.
Enjoys intelligent, spirited discussion of varied topics
Definitely.
Pass general consensus by active division members
I can only hope ...
Tell an original, clever joke with your application
Ok.
One day in the forest, 3 guys were just hiking along a trail when all of a sudden, a huge pack of indians attaked them and knocked them out.

When they woke up, they were at the leader of the tribe's throne.

The chief then said "All of your lives may be spared if you can find ten of one fruit and bring them back to me."

So after a while the first man returned with 10 apples. The cheif then ordered him to stick all ten of them up his butt without making any expression at all on his face. He had a little bit of trouble with the first one and started crying while trying to put the next one in. He was soon killed.

Later, the next guy came in with 10 grapes. The cheif soon ordered him to do the same as the first guy. After to the 9th grape, the man started laughing so hard for no apperant reason, and was killed.

The first two guys soon met in heaven and the first guy ask the second, "Why did you start laughing? You only needed one more grape and you'd have gotten away!"

The second guy answered while still laughing, "I couldn't help it. I saw the third guy walking in with pineapples."

frack
02-06-2010, 12:35 PM
Nice joke, lol. Old one, but it made me smile.

You're in. Check your rep for pw.

shinji
02-09-2010, 07:21 PM
VH is dead and i'm bored. I'll let myself in...

pyre-fly
02-09-2010, 07:23 PM
Like hell you will! :tongue:

shinji
02-09-2010, 07:26 PM
Too late, I already picked up the spare key hidden out back.

pyre-fly
02-09-2010, 07:27 PM
I saw that, ya flaming bastard. Welcome back. :3

frack
02-09-2010, 07:27 PM
Shinji resurrected.