conspiracy theories...

[RsR]

I smoke but im trying to quit but that is besides the point.

Most of the conspiracy theories that I learned about were through word of mouth usually while smoking at the "burn pit" (designated smoking area) at work. Gathered the rest by watching a film, reading headlines from those magazines stacked near the checkout lines in grocery stores or surfing the god damn net. While most theories could be considered fiction some I choose to entertain which makes me question it's plausibility.

Anybody care to share any while I fire up a cancer stick?

[shinji]

Smoke a joint, you'll come up with much more random and interesting conpiracies all by your self.

[TW501]

At Snopes.com, there's a message board section with loony emails people send them. You get a lot of crazy conspiracy theorists raging about their conspiracy theories being declared false.

http://message.snopes.com/forumdisplay.php?f=38

This thread is particularly funny.
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=3750

Here's some of my favorites:
Is it true that unelected internationalist beaureaucrats at the
State Department are conspiring with representatives of the Russian
government to give away certain strategically and economically inportant
islands in Alaska?

Are they also working out details necessary to give illegal aliens access
to hundreds of millions of dollars of our Social Security benefits?

Do you believe in
aliens? Don't you think they exist? How do you explain all the weird
stuff? What if aliens gave human AIDS?

It did not make the news because it was hushed up. Almost 400
people were killed in southern Illinois because of poisoning. They caught
the terrorist on camera. they have disappeared and everyone shut up.
Only one of the poisoned people is still alive (my parents know him).
think of the panic that would ensue if that got out.

what if I tell you that Disney is and has been for many
decades, part of the "Iluminatti" (dark-side)project of our sick earth??
Stop indoctrinating children and some grown-ups as well(!) with your
subtle evil works! Stop supporting Bush and company...!!

[This comment is about Disney. This is absolutely true what I am
going to divulge. I owned a Disney Cinderella book that came with a 45
record and received it from my grandmother in the 1960's. One day in
about 1985 I found the book left open on the floor by my children. I saw
a picture in that book in a way that I had never seen it before. Although
a lot of the book was in color, this particular picture was a black and
white simple sketch of Cinderella dancing with the Prince in front of a
large clock face. But because of the way the book was lying open on the
floor, I could see that the picture was something entirely different
subliminally. It was a picture of Lenin. Yes, the Lenin of the USSR.
Posed exactly as we all remember him from the posters. The clock face was
his balding head. The heads of Cinderella and the Prince comprised his
eyes. The fringe on the shoulder of the Prince's military coat made the
mustache. Cinderella's long flowing dress skirt comprised the ascot, etc.
I wish, wish, wish I still had the book. I showed it to my children, my
then husband, my pastor and his wife and my Sunday School class and they
all saw what I saw. I later showed it to my second husband and some
friends and they all saw the same thing. Finally, I accidently left it at
my office in the 1990's and it disappeared. And I deeply regret that I
lost it or I would send it to you. I have even purchased two different
Cinderella books on eBay in hopes of finding the right one but no success.
Now, tell me why a Disney book would contain a subliminal picture of
Lenin?

that on 9/11, am....osama ben laden, was on a plane leaving
the u.s.a. and bush knew it....he and his family....and why
are we not looking for him....he, chaney and bush were all
business partners???????thank you

Switzerland is creating a Black Hole and we'll die.
CERN will "power up" the LHC which will make a
mini-black hole and all of the Earth will be
sucked into it. even if this doesn't happen,
Enough Will Happen to make life miserable
for the survivors.

I received information today quoting a "reliable source" that on
the new North Carolina drivers licenses there is a chip that says North
american Union.
I heard on a talk radio show the other day that the Apollo
Astronauts were followed by ufos and that the astronauts told Austin
control of this. also that when the first men landed on the moon that
there were vehichle tracks on the moon and that they told Austim that
someone had been there before them.

Flight 93 was shot down by the U.S. Air Force. This I know,
because right after it was downed, my ex-wife, a U.S. Marshall called me
and said " you know that plane that just went down in Pennsylvania"? " We
took it down". "Go get the kids from school". This was confirmed 4 years
later, while working at a Technical school. One of the new instructors had
just retired from the Air Force, with a high level security clearance. I
told him my story, and he grabbed me, and pulled me into the break room,
and locked the door. He said "you're not supposed to know that". He then
suggested that I keep it to myself. I'm sure that Todd Beamer, and the
others WERE trying to regain control of the aircraft - right before our
government shot it down.The heroic story sounds much better to the general
public,and allows the administration to save face.
if you will click on or type in, the enclosed url,and see if this
can be checked out ,before it even reaches the fwd stage.

it says that a soldier in iraq,"copped a confidential" piece of
distribution that indicates american troops in iraq are being trained to
be used against the american people, that are expected to rebell and he is
spreading it all over. it's susposed to be 900 pages, so this is just a
synopsis of it. it's already being spread some.

http://www.rense.com/general77/clamp.htm
So what is thew truth about all the rumors that Big Oil is buying
up and stockpiling all the corn to raise the price?
Although I also find most of the Lincoln & JFK coincidences
unimpressive, it's actually been proven that JFK was killed at point blank
range just like Lincoln. Also, they leave out what is, in my opinion, the
most significant coincidence.

Both Kennedy and Lincoln took advantage of the government power to create
their own money, and they did so instead of borrowing money from
internationalist bankers.

I remember reading this site when I was much younger and I trust a lot of
this information but the fact that the long disproved rifle theory is on
this website brings down it's credibility by an alarming rate. For a
website devoted to shining the light on myth it is obviously your
responsibility to have nothing but the facts, am I wrong?

This is a huge error as the American public was fooled into believing the
rifle theory...

Watch the video itself and you can see the driver finished off our lost
president.

I hate to inform you but your little article stating that there
are no abductions at The Disney theme parks it a lie. I have met dozens of
former employees with no reason to lie that have witnessed abductions and
say there are satanic ritual sacrifices down in the tunnels. so you might
want to get your info checked out on this little false hope you are
soliciting to parents!!!

[RsR]

@shinji - i have refrained myself from using marijuana while posting

@ TW501 - heard some of those before and lol at the thread. religion always finds a way in most conversations

i.e.
first post
Yesterday (02/11/07) we heard a story of a man who went to cash
his social security check and noticed that printed on the check it said in
order to cash the check the person needed to have a microchip in their arm
or their forehead for identification. So the man calls the social security
office and they told him those checks were not supposed to be mailed out
until 2008 (Implying that by 2008 people would need microchips in their
body for identification.)

anyone else hear this?

most current post
Complete speculation here but maybe he thinks that Islam was the one true religion and Judeo-Christianity took it in a different direction, making it their own. And then when God saw how screwed up things were getting, he gave the world a refresher course with the Qur'an.

-_-