Trolls trolling trolls. Trollish troll is trollish.

I'm not mad, just furious and enraged. So what I want to know is, why all of sudden (real time speaking, not internet time), the internet is so obsessed with trolling? Let's see this from the beginning:

Trolling is defined on several sites:


Know Your Meme

Basically, trolling is internet schadenfreude. Thus it ranks somewhere between toilet humour and dead baby humour in the list of 'stupid sources of lulz'.

But as stupid as trolling is, it's the methods of trolling that are annoyingly depressing.

Common troll responses to anything range from tl;dr to 600 word essays.

Here are some common responses trolls use to dissent intelligence or casual discussion:


These responses are all one-liners. Thus these are usually the mark of an ADHD-addled troll.

Other trolls prefer a longer method of trolling. These trolls will post long or relatively long messages containing controversial claims. For example, BE's own Beefheart often intersperses his posts with sexist, racist, elitist, and illogical bullshit (to his credit though, he does sometimes use his noggin' for thinking and useful discussion).

The point of all this being that I'm sick of these so called trolls and their behaviour.

If you can resist the urge to comment with troll-like responses and are a troll, please try explaining why you do what you do. Other users are free to comment as they wish.