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So, people are retarded...

Posted 01-23-2008 at 09:03 PM by Hariberu
Um, so I'm new to the whole BE blogging thing but I have a need right now to procrastinate on homework and another need to bitch...

So I work at the Atrium at my college which is basically a cafe with a bunch of different restaurants in them. I usually work at the Starbucks there but my friend asked me to cover her shift at the Pasta Bar so being a good friend I said of course.

My mistake, because people who order pasta are retarted.

The first type of retard I encountered is the one who can't seem to read.

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There are only 3 kinds of pasta and about 5 signs which encompass the area with pictures displaying what kind of pasta we have. Not to mention you can SEE the pasta through the glass case its in. Still by some miracle they mange to miss it and ask me, "what kind of pasta do you have?"

I just give them an 'are you serious look'? I really want to respond with, "The kind of pasta that isn't imaginary and that you can actually see."
But I don't because the manger at the pasta bar is an anal retentive bitch and would write me up.


The second type of retard can't comprehend worth a shit.
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So the kinds of pasta we have are alfredo, marinara and pesto. Not complicated. Obviously I missed something because it seems to be like another world to some people.

Me: Hi, what kind of pasta would you like?
Teh retard: I want the one with the red sauce.
Me: Okay, so the marinara.
Teh retard: No, I want the red sauce.
Me:.... um, that would be the marinara sauce.
Teh retard: No, the red sauce.
Me:....Oh OKAY*ushers teh retard aside and puts the marinara sauce on*

OR

Teh retard: Why is there meat in my pasta?
Me: There isn't, we don't serve meat here...
Teh retard: Then is these dot-ish things in my pasta?!
Me: That's the pesto you fucktard.

I had this conversation with at least 3 people, obviously they've never seen pesto or meat before.


Last but not least the special type of retard who thinks just because I work next to pizza hut I should make pizzas too.
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I don't know why anyone come to me for pizza. Yeah, so right next door is pizza hut and our kitchens are connected, but we have different uniforms, different menus, hell we even have a different color scheme.

But still some fat ass retard will waddle up to me and ask for pizza.

Teh fatass: So I would like pasta alfredo and a supreme pizza.
Me: *Wtf*... um I can get your pasta but pizza is next door.
Teh fatass: Yeah but you're right next to it can't you go through your kitchen and get it?
Me: YOU'RE right next to it, waddle your fat ass 10 steps and get it yourself. No I can't do that, you have to go over to pizza hut.
Teh fatass: That's lame.
Me:You're retarded...Sorry bout that.


I only worked a 3hr shift but it was still utter hell, I don't know how my friend survives. I'm just glad people who order coffee aren't that retarded...yeah but I've said my piece, that's about it. I feel better now.

Ohh lookie *gets ADD* project runway is on...
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Aidan's Avatar
"The customer is always right"
Quite often though the customer is a fucking retard.
I feel your pain. I worked at a McDonald's over the summer and while most people were pretty smart at ordering, there were some really anal people... and then there were the drunk-ass college kids.
Damn, I was embarrassed for some of them.

Basically, the world is filled with a highly depressing number of mind-numbingly dim-witted individuals.
Posted 01-23-2008 at 11:19 PM by Aidan Aidan is offline
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MCAV's Avatar
I've been lucky I suppose. I've worked in a kitchen and a restaurant both in 4 star hotels. I only got the snobby "I'm better than you" people...who spill all over their fancy superior suits.
I did have dumbasses aswell, tourists man those people need to go back to school.
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*Excuse me, is the orange juice all out?* ...I have the new juice in my right hand to refill the buffet with, I'm actually standing infront of the empty jar as we speak...what do you think asshole?

This is the most common one I had, and the most retarted.
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*Hello, excuse me, how do I get hot water for tea from this machine?*
...Well, I don't know...Maybe it's the little button that says hot water above it. You know, 5 Cm.'s to the right of all the coffee buttons which are all bigger than your brain apparantly.

I hate people so much sometimes, I feel your pain...
Posted 01-24-2008 at 06:56 AM by MCAV MCAV is offline
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@Aidan
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then there were the drunk-ass college kids.
Oh, sorry bout that. I'm definitely guilty of being one of those kids who with a bunch of friends at 2 in the morning decides to go to Mcdonalds and walk through the drive-thru. But if it makes up for it at all, I always knew what I wanted lol.

@MCAV. Lulz at the orange juice thing. I don't think I would have been able to hold back any sarcastic remarks at that one.
Posted 01-24-2008 at 07:15 AM by Hariberu Hariberu is offline
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Aidan's Avatar
It would be fun to go into customer service and just mock people constantly. Does anyone read Ctrl-Alt-Del? One of the guys in the comic is a customer service rep in a computer store and he spends all his time mocking stupid people. Man, that'd be a sweet job.
One of my favorite quotes from that one is
"I looked and saw that the "WINDOWS" folder was all messy so I decided to clean it up. I threw away some things, and organized everything else into folders depending on type. Now it doesn't work. I want you to fix it."
Someone else decided to scrub their computer inside and out with soapy water.
Man I love mocking computer illiterate people.
Posted 01-24-2008 at 02:22 PM by Aidan Aidan is offline
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MCAV's Avatar
Yeah, I've read that comic but forgot about it. will check it out sometime this week again. Got another 2 funny waiter stuff...
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*I'd like to have a...beef/ham/cheese 3 eggs omelet with 3 slices of bread...but hold the butter,....... I only want 2 slices of bread 2 eggs ..........and no ham or cheese please...* Couldn't you have saved me some time and just said 2 slices with bread, 2 eggs and beef...*

Spoiler:
*I wa toepik*...What?... *Toepik...Toepik pweas*...I don't understand what your saying...*Toepik* (imagine a japanse putting his finger in his mouth and moving it around picking his teeth with grape scins still attached EVERYWHERE...)Ooohh...toothpick...*wres, Toepik!*

I despise tourists...Not speaking my home language I can understand, but not speaking at least English is just ignorant...
Posted 01-24-2008 at 04:28 PM by MCAV MCAV is offline
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@Aidan. No, I've never read that comic but it sounds funny I'll have to check it out.
Posted 01-24-2008 at 07:52 PM by Hariberu Hariberu is offline
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Vic's Avatar
its retail, it goes with the territory.
Posted 01-24-2008 at 08:02 PM by Vic Vic is offline
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Hariberu's Avatar
True I guess, but at Starbucks almost everyone who orders is competent. Maybe people who drink coffee are smarter? lulz. Probably not, its probably just because in Seattle people know their coffee so I don't have to deal with bs.
Posted 01-25-2008 at 11:30 PM by Hariberu Hariberu is offline
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Koshka_Goddess's Avatar
When I used to work at the airport, we a combination of stupid and crazy.
One example.
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Some chick comes to the international ticket counter demanding that we sell her a ticket to the Holy Land. That's kinda vague. Really.


And another.
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This one woman who would periodically show up at the airport in a wedding dress and attempt to purchase a plane ticket to some random location(day shift usually got to handle this little treat) before being escorted off the premises-seriously.


And the idiots.
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Who just can't get it through their thick skulls that they will need a visa to enter another country and not everyone in the world is thrilled to see Americans.
Posted 01-27-2008 at 01:13 AM by Koshka_Goddess Koshka_Goddess is offline
 
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