Fuck KFC!
Posted 08-29-2008 at 03:49 PM by Woo
Regardless of what you might think about KFC, I say FUCK KFC!
Why do you ask? There is a plain and simple reason for this hostility.
My lunch break has a time limit of 30 minutes… So let us start the timeline…
11:30AM: I leave the office in deciding where and what to eat for lunch.
(Proximity and speed of order/service was a factoring decision).
11:32AM: Started to drive towards KFC…
11:36AM: I was sitting at the drive through, and was literally the only person at KFC…
11:38AM: Yes two minutes have elapsed before my order was taken – and I began to order a #3, which consist 3 pieces of chicken, a side of mashed potatoes/gravy, and a biscuit. They also asked whether I wanted Dark Meat or White Meat – I specified Dark Meat.
11:41AM: I finally received my food, and a Pepsi I didn’t want… but said the heck with it. I should have known something wasn’t right. I also assumed the food was correct and because I was pressed for time, I didn’t bother to check.
11:46AM: I arrived into the Corp. parking lot and began to walk through the doors leading to my office.
11:49AM: I sat down, and opened up the box the chicken was in…..
11:51AM: About to eat…
I was terribly hungry, and the food smelled so good.... to my fucking surprise it was nothing close to what I had ordered…. they tossed the lure and practically missed the fucking ocean.
I had TWO pieces of chicken, it was also WHITE MEAT, and the fucking biscuit was bigger in size and weight than the fucking chicken. This was a disappointing meal, which took, seriously, less than a minute to finish. I didn’t even have to chew, it was so pathetic. The cost was also a knee to the balls, because I paid $8.00 to what was literally a fucking “Lunchable” size meal.
So, why the hostility you might ask? It’s pretty self explanatory at this point. I did not have enough time to drive back and get my other chicken nor get BIGGER chickens for that matter. Not to mention my lack of patience for idiots who’s sole job was to give good service, know how to count fucking chicken pieces, and read fucking orders.
Why do you ask? There is a plain and simple reason for this hostility.
My lunch break has a time limit of 30 minutes… So let us start the timeline…
11:30AM: I leave the office in deciding where and what to eat for lunch.
(Proximity and speed of order/service was a factoring decision).
11:32AM: Started to drive towards KFC…
11:36AM: I was sitting at the drive through, and was literally the only person at KFC…
11:38AM: Yes two minutes have elapsed before my order was taken – and I began to order a #3, which consist 3 pieces of chicken, a side of mashed potatoes/gravy, and a biscuit. They also asked whether I wanted Dark Meat or White Meat – I specified Dark Meat.
11:41AM: I finally received my food, and a Pepsi I didn’t want… but said the heck with it. I should have known something wasn’t right. I also assumed the food was correct and because I was pressed for time, I didn’t bother to check.
11:46AM: I arrived into the Corp. parking lot and began to walk through the doors leading to my office.
11:49AM: I sat down, and opened up the box the chicken was in…..
11:51AM: About to eat…
I was terribly hungry, and the food smelled so good.... to my fucking surprise it was nothing close to what I had ordered…. they tossed the lure and practically missed the fucking ocean.
I had TWO pieces of chicken, it was also WHITE MEAT, and the fucking biscuit was bigger in size and weight than the fucking chicken. This was a disappointing meal, which took, seriously, less than a minute to finish. I didn’t even have to chew, it was so pathetic. The cost was also a knee to the balls, because I paid $8.00 to what was literally a fucking “Lunchable” size meal.
So, why the hostility you might ask? It’s pretty self explanatory at this point. I did not have enough time to drive back and get my other chicken nor get BIGGER chickens for that matter. Not to mention my lack of patience for idiots who’s sole job was to give good service, know how to count fucking chicken pieces, and read fucking orders.
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i fuckin hate when a drive thru fucks up an order...how hard is this really.
or when i order the simplest thing possible and it takes like 15 minutes and ur like wtf are u butchering the animal in the back? wtf is taking so long. all the shit is precooked and hell usually premade for christ sake. |
Posted 08-29-2008 at 06:58 PM by Cracker
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It doesn't matter how simple an order is if none of the cooks can speak english. I swear every time I go to some fast food joint around here its the same, Place your order, watch them stare at you and go "que," wait for a manager, watch the cooks fuck up your order because they can't read the screen, take it back and hope they get it right the second time.
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Posted 08-29-2008 at 07:44 PM by GregHouse
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what i can't fucking stand is when they put the fuck who barely knows english at the drive thru or the register...its like christ u couldn't find ONE fucking english speaking person in ur whole place or what?
but no they have english speakers and they put THEM in the back. the mcdonalds i go to has a fucking foriegn dude at the drive thru order point, and an american born at the pickup window EVERY TIME. its like shouldn't this be the other fuckin way around? |
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Posted 08-29-2008 at 08:01 PM by Cracker
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Apparently not because around here the only people who can ever speak english is the 400 lb manager and the skinny little punk taking my money at the pick up window.
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Posted 08-29-2008 at 08:28 PM by GregHouse
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Yeah, that was some bullshit KFC... I'm still pissed off by that shit lol... in-fucking-credible.....
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Posted 08-29-2008 at 10:51 PM by Woo
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It's the main reason why I do not go to fast food joints unless I am fucking desperate for something to chow. I'll go the grocery store deli and grab a pre made sandwich or go for the self serve hot food bar, that way I limit the fuck up potential.
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Posted 08-30-2008 at 12:02 AM by Koshka_Goddess
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Come on people, drive troughs are awesome. Those people are just trying to do their jobs...poorly, lazily and are just plain stupid. -_-
Yeah, I hate fastfood places too. I avoid those places at all costs. The blessing of being able to cook, is to never have to go to shitty places like that. I only ever ask my folks when they go to McDonalds (Luckily not often) to give me a milkshake, and even then those bastards fuck my order up, or just give me milk with some flavor to it. melted worthless junk. Incompetent pricks. You deserve to work at those meaningless jobs. edit: This is just unbelievable! My sister came to pick me up to go to my mother's birthday, and she went to MCd's and got me a milkshake. And sure enough, it was just milk with strawberry flavor. It wasn't even cold. |
Posted 08-30-2008 at 02:44 AM by MCAV
Updated 08-30-2008 at 03:37 PM by MCAV |
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wow. don't know if you guys heard of this place or not or not but I used to work at Whataburger (one of the only decent fast food joints).
Since I spoke English I was immediately made into a cashier. I spoke a little Spanish too, so I could speak with the 3 or 4 cooks who couldn't speak English. Most of the places I've been to recently (that's not saying much, I don't eat fast food anymore) have guys who can speak close to perfect English at the register |
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Posted 08-30-2008 at 07:20 PM by Xelphus
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That hasn't been my experience. I would say between 90 and 99 percent of fast food cashiers that I have encountered in recent years are limited english at best.
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Posted 08-30-2008 at 10:38 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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depends on the area. the places i usually go its all foreigners at registers and drive thru and english speakers at the unimportant points (like wtf). but there are some other places in neighboring cities that so far have all been english speakers.
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Posted 08-30-2008 at 10:55 PM by Cracker
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In my area, it doesn't seem to matter what city you are in, it the same thing. Daly City, San Mateo, Colma, San Bruno, Palo Alto, San Francisco- these are the cities that come to mind and my experiences were all pretty much the same.
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Posted 08-31-2008 at 10:44 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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what about LA? is it the same there?
maybe its just different in Houston cause we get more people from all over. Or something |
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Posted 09-01-2008 at 07:36 PM by Xelphus
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Never been to LA.
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Posted 09-01-2008 at 10:17 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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you live in Cali and have never been to LA?
wow, even I've been to LA and I don't even live in Cali |
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Posted 09-02-2008 at 09:10 AM by Xelphus
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Goodie for you. LA is not a priority for me. It is too hot and full of idiots imo.
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Posted 09-02-2008 at 11:19 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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well, no offense but I don't think to highly of Californians much at all.
But LA was indeed full of idiots |
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Posted 09-03-2008 at 01:51 PM by Xelphus
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My theory on that is fumes from silicone. Traces of which, are sure to found throughout all of the "Golden" state.
BTW, I am a Californian, but I agree with you on that. Only a state full of idiots would elect a barely verbal washed up action "hero" governor. |
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Posted 09-03-2008 at 10:35 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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Fuck California. I'm moving out of this shithole as soon I have the money too.
Staying to long here may damage my conservatism. Plus it makes me want to purge all the heretics here with fire. |
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Posted 09-07-2008 at 05:14 PM by Cursed
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If I could afford it, I would move to another country. This one is going to hell with the outsourcing, news media going corporate, the government descending into deeper depths of jingoism, and the just plain dumbing down of our pop culture.
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Posted 09-07-2008 at 11:49 PM by Koshka_Goddess
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I worked at a fast food joint and the cooks didn't know shit english.. sad to say I'm hispanic myself and don't know shit spanish (well..some spanish) xD
So the cooks had the habit of talking shit about me when I was right there.. thinking I didn't understand shit they were saying.. they called me "pinche stupida gringo". I laughed so hard.. Yea it really does suck when they fuck up your order, there were times when I got the order right and all, they just didn't know what they fuck they were making.. I felt bad for them tho, they just want to feed their families.. but I'm not going to let them talk shit about me.. I don't care what their ethnicity is..hell no btw.. I'm from L.A. .. the only idiots in L.A. are the fucked up drivers and hoodlums. |
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Posted 09-08-2008 at 04:36 PM by Rollingstar
Updated 09-08-2008 at 04:42 PM by Rollingstar (spelling error xc) |
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