history of a poor golfer pt.2,the dangers of golfing
Posted 06-05-2012 at 09:15 AM by kisuke55
pt.2the dangers of golfing.
i went into this think golf was relatively safe,and for the most part it is a safe game.ivee come to the conclusion that safety on the golf course is a matter of luck.
danger#!,something i was not aware of until it was to late was the fact that this past winter i had lost oll of my tan,my whole life i had been tanned and never gave much thought about it.
so when i played 12 hours of golf wearing a hat and grip glove on my left hand, i got re-tanned in a bad way,ive managed to get my forehead tanned but for love of god i cannot get my left hand tanned.
it looks like im wearing a brownish red shirt that stops abruply at my wrist,and then it looks like my left hand is covered in ice,just white as can be.
ive been asked 2 times already"why do you always have your hand in your pocket?" ive tried reading outside on the porch with my left hand hanging out in the sun,dosent work.
danger#2,the golf ball,i hadent put much thought about being hit with the ball,1 because the course i play at is relatively empty, and 2 what are the chances of getting hit?
apparently really good, i havent accually been hit buts its been close, i was standing and looking at my ball, it was right next to a small water hazard the size of a pond, i had cleared the hazard but my ball had hit in mud and stopped right next to it,and i was tryin to figure out if i could hit the ball without falling into the water when i heard i weird buzzing,then a ball hit right next to my foot, it had come from above me and landed next to me,my golf cart has been hit almost a dozen times, both with me in and not in it.
it has me worried.
i went into this think golf was relatively safe,and for the most part it is a safe game.ivee come to the conclusion that safety on the golf course is a matter of luck.
danger#!,something i was not aware of until it was to late was the fact that this past winter i had lost oll of my tan,my whole life i had been tanned and never gave much thought about it.
so when i played 12 hours of golf wearing a hat and grip glove on my left hand, i got re-tanned in a bad way,ive managed to get my forehead tanned but for love of god i cannot get my left hand tanned.
it looks like im wearing a brownish red shirt that stops abruply at my wrist,and then it looks like my left hand is covered in ice,just white as can be.
ive been asked 2 times already"why do you always have your hand in your pocket?" ive tried reading outside on the porch with my left hand hanging out in the sun,dosent work.
danger#2,the golf ball,i hadent put much thought about being hit with the ball,1 because the course i play at is relatively empty, and 2 what are the chances of getting hit?
apparently really good, i havent accually been hit buts its been close, i was standing and looking at my ball, it was right next to a small water hazard the size of a pond, i had cleared the hazard but my ball had hit in mud and stopped right next to it,and i was tryin to figure out if i could hit the ball without falling into the water when i heard i weird buzzing,then a ball hit right next to my foot, it had come from above me and landed next to me,my golf cart has been hit almost a dozen times, both with me in and not in it.
it has me worried.
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