A to Z

A
• Are you available ? I mean, yes
• What annoys you ? THIS FUCKING GAME (FFX-2. Stupid goddamn alternate endings)

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy ? My uncle!
• When is your birthday ? 9th December

C
• Current mood ? Creepily Enthusiastic
• What's your favorite candy ? Chocolate raisins?!
• Your current Crush ? No one! Yas.
• When was the last time you cried ? Last time I watched Gurren Lagann all the way through

D
• Do you daydream ? Depends. Sometimes life feels like a dream, and it's during the day sometimes.
• What's your favorite kind of dog ? The big one... German Shephard. Or the Dog Jewkillers as they were sometimes known
• What day of the week is it ? Wednesday

E
• How do you like your eggs ? someone else's plate
• Have you ever been in the emergency room ? Yup, My head was sore
• Ever pet an elephant ? fuck, no. That sounds fun though.

F
• Do you use fly swatters ? Kill a beautiful, disease-ridden fly? I think not
• Have you ever used a foghorn ? Nope
• Is there a fan in your room ? No one is saying squee, so it's unlikely

G
• Do you like gory movies ? Only if there's a reason for the gore.
• Who's gay ? THE ACTOR WHO PLAYS BARNEY IN HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

H
• How are you ? I feel pretty good. I should do homework, but that'll get pushed back to the exact time of LAST MINUTE
• What's your height ? six foot
• What color is your hair ? dark

I
• What's your favorite ice cream ? like... uh... the ones that taste nice
• Have you ever ice skated ? Badly

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean ? I can't differentiate.
• Do you wear jewellery ? ...
• Are you jealous ? Of... Bruce Campbell and film directors

K
• Who do you want to kill ? Chuck Norris. Just to prove it's possible. I WANT PEOPLE TO MAKE WEIRD MEANINGLESS JOKES ABOUT ME.
• Have you ever flown a kite ? Up to the highest height.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute ? Yes.

L
• Are you laid back? My laidbackness is like... defined by a rocking chair. Sometimes I'm straight up, but usually I'm lingering at the forty-five degree angle.
• Lions or tigers ? Ligers, motherfucker. 'S the way forward.
• Do you like liqourice ? It's okay. I don't love or hate it.

M
• Ever shopped at Moosejaw ? Is that in Canada?! SOUNDS CANADIAN.
. Favourite shop at the mall ? ... Amazon.co.uk?

N
• Do you have a nickname ? People have tried. They never succeeded.
• Do you prefer night or day ? The one... ugh... crap. They both have highlights! (Ironic 'cuz night has much less light but many more lights)

O
• What's your one wish ? FLIGHT. LIKE GOKU OR SUPERMAN. OR ANY BLEACH CHARACTER.
• Are you an only child ? Yes!... Kind of.
• Do you like the color orange? It tastes nice in chocolate boxes, which, incidentally, life is like.

P
• What are you most paranoid about ? ZE FUTURE! With... those... goddamn... Yetis taking over... the world.
• Piercings? They sound like a good idea. I might get one if I think about an original place to put it.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope ? I WISH. THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. I would not allow anyone to call her penny.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people ? Yes. But I've very mutable when it comes to people. I start disliking them, then they usually get a week where I like them, and then it's back to dislike.
• Do you like Quaker Oats ? HM. I DON'T THINK SO.

R
• Do you think you're always right ? I'm right an inordinate amount of the time.
• Do you watch reality TV ? TV? Bah. Reality? BAH. Give me characters, written by writers. They're almost always more interesting than real people.
• Reason to cry ? THAT'S TENGEN TOPPA! THAT'S GURREN LAGANN!

S
• Do you prefer sun or rain? RAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAINRAIN.
• Do you like snow ? It gets boring after a wee while. Though living in a snowy country doesn't sound half bad. I mean: Fargo.
• Whats your favorite season ? SUMMER RAINS. I mean. I'm not sure anymore.

T
• What time is it ? 20:45
• What time did you wake up ? About eleven...

U
• Can you ride a unicycle ? LOLZNO.
• Do you know anyone with a monobrow ? Pfft... unfortunately the mirror, sometimes.
• How many uncles do you have ? Oh shit hoad oan. (counting ones that are alive): five

V
• What's the worst vegetable ? ASPA-- oh. Peas. BUT ALSO ASPARAGUS SPEARS. OR ANY KIND. ASPARAGUS SUCKS.

W
• What's your worst habit ? Making people feel uncomfortable by talking to strangers APPARENTLY.
• Do you like water rides ? Yes.
• Ever been inside a windmill ? YES I HAVE. IT WAS A PARTICULARLY UNEXCITING EXPERIENCE.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray ? Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine ? NO. And I never want to photocopy shit ever. But I probably will.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow ? WHEN I WAS A CHILD it was my favourite colour.
• Do you yell when you're angry ? I am prone to yelling, but not because of anger. I don't get angry much. I do, however, yell OI OI OI OI OI OI and other such famous TTGL catchphrases at random.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac ? No.
• What's your zodiac sign ? SAGITTARIUS. Motherfucker with the bow and arrow. And extra set of legs. But more importantly the bow and arrow.