Doctors cure diseases, firemen put out fires, builders build houses… Every profession requires skill and hard work, but weathermen... Everyone could be one, all you have to do is look through the window and guess tomorrow's weather. Sometimes you get it right, but most of the times you don't.
I was watching the weathermen predictions for the past few days and it really sucked. If they say that it's gonna rain tomorrow, they probably pray to a thousand of gods to make it happen. If it does rain, they're very happy, saying "Excellent prediction" and patting themselves on the head. If it doesn't rain, they say: “You can't predict things like weather, but we try our best”. “Try harder or go do normal jobs!” - my response to all those "meteorologists".
A normal, self-respecting human would stop trying after he fails for so many times... But not them, they keep trying and trying... our patience.
I don't condone violence in any way, but I would like to push a weatherman into a puddle and then ask him:
-Where did this puddle come from?
-From the rain.
-Should it rained?
And he wouldn't answer, because it shouldn't have rained today, according to his "predictions".