My awesome and entertaining "A to Z".

A
• Are you available? Yes.
• What annoys you? Things that bug me: Gun control (yeah lol), people who disagree with me, people who don't understand me and windy weather. I hate when cold wind is blowing into my face, it's fucking sux.

B
• Do you know anyone named Billy? No I don't.
• When is your birthday? First of November.

C
• Current mood? Fervently pissed.
• What's your favorite candy? Gummy Worms.
• Your current Crush? She doesn't understand me anyways..
• When was the last time you cried? Two years ago, when I watched Gungrave.
D
• Do you daydream? That I do, winning in lottery and getting things I always wanted to have etc.
• What's your favorite kind of dog? I prefer cats but German Shepherd Dog would do the trick.
• What day of the week is it? Thursday.

E
• How do you like your eggs? Ermm, not rotten.
• Have you ever been in the emergency room? Yep, I cut my foot pretty bad once.
• Ever pet an elephant? Nope, they are ugly.
F
• Do you use fly swatters? Nope, we don't have enough fly in Netherlands to have a need in them.
• Have you ever used a foghorn? What's that?
• Is there a fan in your room? You mean ventilator?

G
• Do you like gory movies? Generally speaking yes, but there gotta be a good reason for it, and it has to look kewl.
• Who's gay? This guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Moiseev
Gayest gay Russia could ever possibly have.

H
• How are you? I'm fine but I need a girlfriend and money.
• What's your height? 6'4 or 195 cm.
• What color is your hair? Brownish, but it looks black cuz I use gel.

I
• What's your favorite ice cream? Vanilla Ice Cream
• Have you ever ice skated? Yep, I love it lol.

J
• What's your favorite Jelly Bean? Orange and lemon.
• Do you wear jewelery? Nope, even wearing a ring would bug me, probably.
• Are you jealous? Generally speaking no, I don't wish those who posses what I would love to have any harm or loss of that item.

K
• Who do you want to kill? Tbh no one, but I could if I had to.
• Have you ever flown a kite? Nope.
• Do you think kangaroos are cute? They are ok, they look kinda punk like tho. Lol

L
• Are you laid back? Hmm, I don't try to start a fist fight with anyone but I don't hesitate to call thing what they really are. To hell with being politically correct.
• Lions or tigers? Tigers, sexeh beasts.
• Do you like liquorice? Not really.

M
• Ever shopped at Moose jaw? No but I would like to give it a shot.
• Favorite shop at the mall? Don't have one.

N
• Do you have a nickname? No I don't.
• Do you prefer night or day? Night.

O
• What's your one wish? Stay young forever.
• Are you an only child ? Yes.
• Do you like the color orange? Not really, it's too passive for me.

P
• What are you most paranoid about? New world order. Yeah.. Or that there is no God. Or maybe..Ahh fuck it.
• Piercings? No thank you.
• Do you know anyone named Penelope? Nope, kinda lame name.

Q
• Are you quick to judge people? Very slow, people are like paintings, I bond their physical appearance to their personality in order to create the "Image". Than I learn more about them and add new colors and details to the painting. Ohh and you can finish it only when person dies.
• Do you like Quaker Oats? I googled it: http://www.quakeroats.com/home.aspx
Wtf is diz??
R
• Do you think you're always right? Nope, but I won't admit being wrong until person will prove me wrong. Saying "I am always wrong" won't get me anywhere.
• Do you watch reality TV? I used to, shit sucked so I quit watching it.
• Reason to cry? If you feel like it, you gotta hurt me real real real bad emotionally to make cry. I quit crying from physical pain ages ago, I remember once I ripped my nail off with meat and shit, I didn't even scream. Shit hurt pretty fucking bad tho.
• Do you prefer sun or rain? Rain cuz I have allergy on sunlight.
• Do you like snow? I love it.
• Whats your favorite season? winter and fall.
T
• What time is it? 22:54
• What time did you wake up? 12:45

U
• Can you ride a unicycle? No.
• Do you know anyone with a mono-brow? No.
• How many uncles do you have? 1 for sure, maybe 2.

V
• What's the worst vegetable? Poisonous ones.

W
• What's your worst habit? I smoke but I kinda like it, don't have any disgusting so i guess i don't have any.
• Do you like water rides? Yes very much please.
• Ever been inside a windmill? Yes, was a museum, kinda cool but boring.

X
• Have you ever had an x-ray? Yes.
• Ever used a Xerox machine? A lot, during my internship. I wasted so much paper guys..A lot of paper.

Y
• Do you like the color yellow? It's ok.
• Do you yell when you're angry? No.

Z
• Do you believe in the zodiac? From my own experience it does work to a certain degree.
• What's your zodiac sign? Scorpio


P.S. I tag Razv, Cakespoon, Phoenix, gaga and Sahar!