It was just another morning. Same shit different day. Today was supposed to be good ole Friday. The time was 5:15AM and I wasn’t the least bit tired. As I got ready for work not much thought went through my empty mind. It was a rather simple process really.

As I exited the house the feeling of cool winter breeze brushes across my face. I hopped in to the car, started the engine, and sat listening to music while the engine warmed up. I was thinking how wonderful it was that it’s...

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So these are not actually incidents that occurred to ME directly. But the stupidity level is rather similar to what I have to deal with at work. If you want to know, I deal with Doctors, Nurses, Administrator Assistance, Secretaries, etc.... Yeah they CAN be retarded.

Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there's still hope. Below is just something I thought everyone could get a good laugh at - Enjoy
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Regardless of what you might think about KFC, I say FUCK KFC!
Why do you ask? There is a plain and simple reason for this hostility.
My lunch break has a time limit of 30 minutes… So let us start the timeline…

11:30AM: I leave the office in deciding where and what to eat for lunch.
(Proximity and speed of order/service was a factoring decision).
11:32AM: Started to drive towards KFC…
11:36AM: I was sitting at the drive through, and was literally...

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Below is a copy of a letter that won a competition in UK as complaint letter of the year...have a laugh and read on.

Complaint Letter of the Year. The British do have a way with words.... A real-life customer complaint letter sent to NTL (to their complaints dept....)

So yeah, if you read this with an English Accent, it'll spice up this letter just a tad bit.

"Dear Cretins,

I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed...

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Alright, imagine yourself at a location that is not your home. Picture the surrounding to that of a building, and then go into more detail you’ll find yourself inside a hallway with people walking to and from opposite ends.

So now you’re in this hallway walking towards the cafeteria, because hey we all have to eat at some point. A certain individual walks by with a tray of food. The food looked absolutely amazing, the cafeteria had lasagna with garlic bread, and a side salad. ...

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