you're an adonis? i think you should send me noods. then get skype. then let me trash talk you while you suck hard at whatever it is that microsoft is trying to pass off as videogames these days. lol microsoft, so that's why you're an x-box fanboy huh?

rap isn't music, it's a way of life mah neezy. imma gangsta, imma straight up g. the gangsta life is the life fo me. now ho, go mix my patrón in the kitchen.

it must've been cool to have beaten out the allure of the 8th, well me. i don't mind sloppy seconds though. and i'll never tell where the backdoor leads to, you just have to suck it up and take the plunge.

i couldn't even type that with a straight face lol.

Y'know, if you sent n00dz I'd have a small amount of motivation to go get it. Videogames made me the modern Adonis that I am, I'll not have you badmouth them. It's alright, I heard mountain lions are good at abortions & cheap too.

And the kids these days can't match it, they're too busy listening to that crazy rap music.

Yeah, if I was still in there I'd probably bail by now, that place used to be cool. I could never resist a good backdoor, where does it go to? Narnia?

y'know if you had teh skypeh you could be fapping to my accent. lol even with such dropkicks for parents that kid was extra retarded. i blame vidya games and marilyn manson. how long we talking here? i really don't want a late term abortion around xmas cause i need my monies for etoh.

but the only sandwich you want from me involves my peen D:

most of the 7th seems to have taken up residence in the 6th so they probably are super dee duper cool atm. i have a key to the backdoor btw, i know that's your preferred entrance so just holler if you want to be let in. i can't be having surprises, you never know what i might have happening at any given moment.

Oh well, I'll just fap to my rep.....again. That dude was such a fucking hick & the mother was like a meth addict or some shit, no wonder the girl was such a retard. You just wait for the symptoms of the other gifts I got you.

There's also the moustache, don't forget that. Not always, the young kids these days don't know how to make good sammiches, so the oldies have their uses too.

So you want me to join the 7th? I heard they're pretty cool.

damn, i already went ahead without you. i dun goofed? yeah, i don't know what you're talking about but i didn't lol. i was hoping for an heroism. y'know i'd have rather had the nothing than this rash i can't get rid of.

that's an ongoing problem tbh. no matter how great my personality is once the big ole peen gets whipped out that's all bitches ever care about. lol i don't know how to do it on purpose. depth included. you bastards all want younger, newer playthings. i hope the next one fails you too.

does a cakebear shit in my sippy cup?

Of course, that's the only reason I do anything.

lol. Been going to 4chons again? I can backtrace your email & call the cyberpolice to find out. That whole affair was pretty lame though. I do, I'm not going to lie, I take everything & give absolutely nothing.

If you shooped your peen into there I probably wouldn't notice any of the other things you did. The sig has depth, I've never had that on purpose before. That gives me hope that one day I'll make a sig that isn't semi-retarded. That's because Bruce Campbell is the shit. I dunno what happened to it, I guess I'll be getting a new one though.

I got an invite from Kyo to join something, a division I think, don't remember which one though. Do you think I should?

yeah, yeah, sure. it's make up sexing tiem now right?

ohhh so if i covet my neighbour's ass again i'll not go to hell. score! i know, i suck, consequences will never be the same. i have noticed you prefer to take rather than to give

well i did originally have 8,008 as your post count, but it wasn't lulzy enough. LOL lucky i didn't shoop my peen in there, the cock envy would've destroyed BE. very kitschy entry btw. i like. and everyone loves or pretends to love evil dead so you should get a few votes. aww. your mouse just needs a break and probably more lube next time.

Well, at least you're sorry.

I'd be going full retard twice, so it cancels out. Fuck, don't you know anything about science? I'm never on my knees, that would be satifying others. And other people ≠ me, so why the fuck would I do that? You know I'm a selfish lover.

I'd have to ask Dyne to make "Cootum member" a rank, get a mod to change my name & somehow get around 8 million, 3 thousand posts. Waaaaaay too much work. Since you put so much effort into it, I might post it in the posrep thread, although everyone else will get jealous. Luckily I finished, because now my mouse is completely fucked & won't click & move at the same time for some fucking reason, so I can't draw or drag or anything.

i forgot poopy and such was srs bizzle for you. my bad.

but, isn't going full retard against one of your commandments? y'know, you'd have to play both roles on your knees. not that that's anything new for you.

lawl. i was atalking about you being surrounded by dumb people, but i forgot you do live in oz after all you should def do it though. dyne couldn't possibly come up with a worse username than the one you already have. hm took like an hour or so all up. the bit that took forever was getting Cake'sPoon looking like it should, in the end i had to make an html page and screencap it. lol @ ocd. oh, you think i fell for that? you're almost as lazy as i am.

I don't appreciate such low-brow potty humour.

I've tried, but I fought back & called the law, it was akward. I could, maybe I could have a double role, Tom Cruise & Rainman, they're both retards so it should be easy. I'll take inspiration from you.

Fucking LOL. That wasn't bad, I'd even consider doing it but we all know what happened to the other guy who put on a fruity ava, although some of that stuff would be difficult to do. Seriously, how long did it take? I'll enter soon, maybe.