rape yourself, i can't recommend it enough. oh and your ego of course. nobody could possibly fake arrogance of that caliber.
i've been waiting for you to enter all day. oh and is your sig done? hurr. i wanted to see if i could break the rep thingy but i got lazy. but i have more fap fodder for you. i lol'd i seriously did. it was epic. just a pity it doesn't reflect your reality huh?
you're seducing yourself. as per. you know my techniques are a) non existent and b) rape. but i'll be your mrs r if you'll be my rain man.
lol it'll be epic then. you were unsure about that zombie one and that was fucking brilliant. plus the last two i've seen of yours have been even better. it's tomorrow by the way. i hope you're lubed up
i was pretending. the current kept washing me back ashore. so i gave up.
been there, done that, got the herp derp as a shameful reminder. she didn't even give me a raise D:
all i've had today is a hershey's choco pie. and now i'm dead hungry. fly yourself over, i'm sure you'd last me a few days. i want to do it but i'm kinda lazy. also, my knowledge of survival horror games is non existent (you, hush). you're entering right?! good.
i failed. again. and with the lure of crotchshots too. i must be lazier than you by now... please disappoint me by telling me you have a job. which you need to support me and the kids because i'm going to get fired. i was an hour and a half late to work today because i wanted to fap. i know what you're thinking, what were the other 89 minutes spent doing? wanting a sammich that's what. make me one okaythanksgoodbye.