you can has my toys and my gay porn collection. i know they've what you've had your little heart set on. i'm nice like that.

Alright, gimme half your stuff.

lol. divorce. you can keep the kids. they're just a little chewed on.

Union is almost as gay as AFL, just thought you should know.

It's gone stale. I think we should go to couples counselling.

i do ever so much miss you calling me a homo. what happened to our love?

I save the good stuff for people I like.

is that all you've got? lame. your mother calls me far worse.

Yeah, exactly. Bitch.

don't be mad because i beat you to it.