Sounds fun...

I had some last week, but I'm all out now.

bibbles is pimping me out to someone who probably has a smaller peen than you. and her. i have high standards when it comes to my bitches.

ha, when you drink coke and it tastes like jack? yeah. it sucks. i want, no neeeeed chocolate milk. get me some.

Why?
That's what I want to hear.

lol. I've had times where even going near anything I mix with alcohol makes me ill.

oh hell no, creeping convos just got a whole less fun
you know you're the only man who's getting near my peen.

one of the ads here is for jager. that was the last thing i remember drinking.

I'll never, ever forget the stache. Or the monoboob. Jager ad?

don't forget the stache. and that i only have one boob. oh fuck, jager ad ftl -__-

I shall make it known to everyone.

keep the peen mentions up, it'll deter any would be manwhores. i have my hands pretty full with you

I'm pretty sure you do.

listen here woman, i don't exist to serve you