you're the one that doesn't want my buttlove anymore

I'm not sure.

Because you are mean.

yes, but you'll be living without buttlove. is it worth it?

hokey. you've never offered me any superhappygayfuntime mix

I'll try, I can't make any promises. Although I might encourage it since the punishment you're offering is quite enticing.

See, I'm nice.

i don't care as long as your butt remains untouched. any bitch goes near that and it's on.

ooh that's even better, she really won't remember a thing. my mum sure is lucky, you giving her the royal cake treatment and all

I know you like it rough but I'm too pretty to take all those slaps.

Drunk? No way. I'll give her my special superhappyfuntime mix, or as the so called "experts" like to call them - the date rape drugs; rohypnol & GHB. <--- Boring names.

i'd rather get slapped than listen to their inane drivel.

oh fuck, i'd totally forgotten. make sure you get her drunk, i'll tell her i got her an awesome pressie and that she must have memory loss.

Yeah, I find that wimminz don't get as upset when you stare at their boobies if you listen to them sometimes.

That's good, way better than the mother's day gift I'm getting your mum. I'm going to take her out to a nice dinner & never call her back even though I'll promise to.

she spoke? ha. i don't know shit about black widow so i was waiting for some link with whiplash. it was like when i was told that some dude in armageddon died and he didn't -__-

i'll join it, to your mum. take that! now you'll be getting jealous twice.

I want one tooooo~ I liked how they didn't even bother to give her a Russian accent, it probably would've ruined it.

How about you join your face. Ooh, burn. :P