oh we won't have any problems there, my hard on for you is constant. that's why i'm so retarded, the blood is never in my brain.

lulz you're right (wow did i say that??) i am far too lazy to even think about conspiring against you.

Don't get too drunk, we don't want you suffering from any erectile problems.

you said please, everyone knows that's an obvious lie. damn, rape is such a grey area, i'll just get blind drunk first so we'll both be off the hook.

That's a relief.

I will. And I have to tell you not to, otherwise it won't be rape, so please don't.

sorry she's not under my control. she likes you though, she'll chew you properly before she swallows. lol.

go to bed then! i promise i won't rape you

Not the harpy.

I'm sure there's a "wet" joke there, but I'm just too tired to bother.

any minute my harpy will rear her ugly head i'm sure. enjoy it while it lasts.

it's raining, i'll meeeeelt and that won't be any fun for you.

You're such a nice person.

That's good, now hurry on, I think there's a freeway calling for you.

i'll be sure to be mid roman shower so it'll be all lubed up for you :3

don't be emo, you get mine remember?

Ooh neck sex, that's my favourite.


That worked.... damn.