but see, my babying includes you not being allowed to go to the gym because we'd be wrapped up on the couch all day watching movies, eating icecream and getting drunk.
Hah, too flighty to be trolled by Flight of the Conchords. Funny.
Yeah, I'm over the initial reaction so he'll actually have to attempt to woo me now. There is no curve when I'm grading, either. Yeah I bought that costume bback in my days of stupidity but never got the chance to use it. Considering neither of us are getting laid, y u so jelly?
Alright, ill just put some bread on Cake's peen and you can eat all the sandwich you want.
this is awful. girly bibbles was cute, bring her back. he'll definitely be lucky though. i hear you have a nurse costume. stop talking about sex btw, it's making me jelly.
i'm better at drinking so i'll take that part. you can do what you're good at, like making me a sandwich.
Oh, I didn't expect you to like them. I was just trolling you with them.
He hasn't reached date 7, no sex yet. He still has five more dates before I'll have copious amounts of sex with him. He'll be lucky if he gets that far, bibbles has returned to her senses.
How about you eat and I drink a lot.
The really funny part is that sex is great exercise if youre doing it right.