wake him up! surely he can't have a job already. who would hire such a lazy homo?

Cake needs to hurry up and apply. Two troll divisions are dangerous.

i applied for the 11th. couldn't wait. you know, lack of control and all.

stay? wat. agreed, then again my captain is a pretty cool guy. you know him. eh has f-cups and doesn't afraid of anything.

Or I can stay divisionless. Seriously, its just too much idiocy going on with the switching of the captains.

too much broken. wait it out. you'll have a new captain and whoever it may be if they're not up to a bibbles standards the plan is i kidnap you. yeah?

im getting drunk way too often for myself. This is ridiculous but tequila is nice, rum is even better.

I thought you guys would eventually come back to the 8th to be honest My interest is waning

you're getting drunk far too often without me.

Kyo told me something was about to happen....

i negged him asking for tits.

you won't love me after today <3