oh don't visit b1ubber's profile, i may have broken it for everyone

The entire board has just been traumatized.

In other news, I heard Nero was a master at crab eating.

that made me oh out loud, and not in a good way

He would've consumed all of the donuts only AFTER eating blubbercup.

>implying that he wouldn't have eaten all the donuts already

the amount of failpenis on your profile is abhorrent. fix it

I LOVE CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

AND I LOVE MAD MEN.

YOU'VE MADE MY DAY.

my body is ready. i vowed never to drink again just after christmas, i've only broken that once and i didn't even feel like getting drunk. i think i'm getting old

To celebrate the vacay, Ill be going to this awesome bar tonight with all my friends. Be prepared for drunkedness in the next 20 hours

the sexiest. now don't come back until you're drunk enough for me to take advantage of