as lovely as the offer is i'm a good girl. plus you and james hetfield are the only americans i'd drop my panties for... if i were wearing any. this summer i've become very anti them. actually for you i'd put a nice pair on
try everything. and tell me how good jake's leg is
Haha, aww. You resisted crude innuendo FOR ME? Thats real stuff right there. Theres no booze in afghan land. I wont be able to drink until my flight thursday out of Dubai. From there ill be flying home and then getting completely wasted at this new place I just found!!!
Ill be getting so shit faced here that it is ridiculous.
I'm wondering if I'll come back after this though.
Also, you can come with if you want. You forget, I'm rich bitch! However, Its almost guaranteed that one of my brothers or friends will bang your brains out. I have very few female friends they haven't umm serviced.
i love you more. so much so that i'll resist making a crude innuendo. take some time out, eat something bad for you, drink something worse. also, where are you going? and why aren't you taking me with?