HM, 2nd, 5th, and 8th Mixer

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Hi all, don't be too nice; don't want to become a softy.

K~

this is kraz, be nice to him. post kraz.

infidels!

Iknorait!

americans! i HATE americans!

We should get together to bar hope with her and roll her around in a little red wagon. (May make sense only to those blasted Americans)

i would piggyback your drunk ass around woman <3

I had a friend who decided to carry some moonshine in his trunk for six months and decided to drink it all in one sitting. I told it probably wasn't a good idea and he's like fuck the welsh, fuck the english, I'm irish bitch. 2 hours later he's passed out on the front lawn in a puddle of his own vomit.

The older I get the more I notice I am getting a conversation from my mother and my aunt about how my career is less important than getting married and having kids. After a failed relationship that got me engaged for five years of misery. I'm really not too enthusiastic about this birthday. You know you can see the look in their eyes and it lets you know what they want to say and how intense and annoying the convo will be. Despite being a retired alcoholic I think this might be the year I should come out of retirement even if only temporarily.

Sorry for unloading on you guys.

bibbles: getting closer to cougardom is all good.
f-cups: red or black?

I pondered doing Rocket Shots on my 21st. Then I remembered what happened to my friend after he tried it on his 21st. It took them weeks to get the smell of cheap Keystone and vomit out of the counters. I decided against it.

Of course, if I had opted to try my hand at it, it would've been Johnnie Walker, not Keystone.