BalrogLord

Originally Posted by (SIC)NESS

he's probably not gay he's just exploring the amazing world of late puberty and with that comes a man's body but you might wanna think twice bout that think about it when you take a big crap it might hurt what do you think it's feels like if you put a freaking dildo up there

never put foreign objects in dark smelly places man but if you really want i must say you might wanna use cuz if you don't you might go and your girl will be

Originally Posted by DK

According to 2 GOP sources it's to clear the path for her(Sarah Palin) 2012 presidential run. It made me consider the validity of the Mayan calender when I first read the story.

Originally Posted by 'WrathOfTheNooB',index.php?page=Thread&postID=2496 71#post249671

Mammy, this ain't just the nancy-pancy daisy-picking tree-hugging kitten-cuddling Orion lag that always speaks in soft, dolcet tones and kisses boys when your back is turned to him. Or girls. Do they kiss girls on Orion? I can't remember. ...FEH, Orion.

This is heavy death metal headbanging kitten-killing seal-clubbing elephant-tusk-selling whale-poaching angry motorcyclist lag--the kind that will run up to you when you're peacefully minding your own business, headbang you in the crotch, tear up your lawn, defecate on your family members, steal all your David Bowie music, and then crumple up all your nicely stacked coffee filters just to irritate you. I know we've all played alongside lag since the SCO, but this stuff is just in a league of its own.

We're talking ~10-30 second lag on commands, which is absolutely unacceptable. Ever tried to play a B-gear in that kind of lag? I am quite sure it is impossible, unless I just am bad at this slow-motion slideshow brawl. You hit ABM or GBM, but by the time your volley of hawkies goes off you're on the other side of the map and have accidentally aggroed something terrible which is now smashing you to pieces in the lag. It's a bit like playing Duck Hunt except the guns take about half a minute to fire, and instead of one dog laughing at you when you miss there's ~15-30 other nation members at any given moment.

So, yes, the server does need fixing, and badly.

Originally Posted by Cursed

That's because deep down everyone hates gays.

Originally Posted by Ajpinecrest2

They move at 100+ mph, they can chuck cars like they're rocks, they have skin as hard as granite, they can regenerate from anything short of being diced and then burned.

Some of their special abilties include things such as: Precognition, Telepathy, Illusions on par with Aizens, Alec's mist which is the equivelent to Tousen's Bankai only it affects all the senses, and Siobhan who can manipulate probability like Longshot from Marvel.

Originally Posted by HammerheadA

Why not just leave Town Portals on your skillbar?
I shall tell a story.........

Once upon a time some guy wanted a warp to chaos mission map so I logged onto a gear who shall remain nameless but we shall call him spyro. I warped the person there and found he had no town portals at all in his inventory. So after flying around for ages looking for a BCU to kill me so I could get towned when I eventually got back to town I went to the shop and bought him 50 TPs.
Apparently, he had over 500 in his warehouse already. It occurs to me that the warehouse maybe isn't the most useful place for TPs but I might be wrong.
Nobody lived happily ever after because the person who shall remain nameless but we shall call spyro had an extra 50 TPs he didn't need and I am still confused.

Moral of the story - asians are weird.

Originally Posted by DKoala

Woo friend's 21st party this Friday.
I'm so gonna get drunk*, spend the night dancing**, get off with a ton of girls***, do**** coke, and spend the night passed out on someone's couch*****
******

Originally Posted by DKoala

The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more than a few.

My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six miles...

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Originally Posted by Cracker

BE the only place on the internet that may rival 4chan for fucked up shit.

oh the posts i've seen....i've seen rat necrophilia, i've seen discussions of throat fucking (described as "masturbating with her face" no less lol), mutliple pages of kinky midget sex discussion as well as surprise buttsecks, i've seen rape discussion, i've even seen the corruption of candy, and now i've seen a discussion of the logistics of goat fucking.

BE the one stop shop for mental corruption. keeping therapists and psychologists busy since 2005(?).

Originally Posted by Ice Prince

It was high school, my senior year. It was the first day back to school and I was walking through the courtyard, and I happened to make eye contact with this guy I had never met before. All of a sudden it was like I'd been hit by a thunderbolt; just frozen. I'd never experienced a feeling like that before, so obviously it was new to me. It's like every emotion a person could feel was wrapped into that single moment that I had eye contact with him. It literally gave me chills, and I still remember to this day that feeling. It was so strange, and I've never had that feeling since then.

Originally Posted by dyne

I can explain that, it was Zeus trying to kill you.

Originally Posted by annsaint

for those fans getting technical about color, i found some swatches of the paint.

Originally Posted by annsaint

someone negrepped me saying those colors are from anime and not strictly canon. so here is how it would appear in the manga

Originally Posted by MCAV

What's Yellow and annoying, and lives in a damn pineapple for Christ's sake on the bottom of the ocean..?

Originally Posted by Darth Titan

Yeah well hey I hope you know I am like Jesus doing bad stuff to me makes me post more offten and they become gayer like Jesus every time so isn't that cool I mean sure I am kinda like Aizen only not evil and I don't want to rule the world just the USA as it's Socialist President so I can create a Fascist Empire born from hate and lust for power that would use it's imperial assets as a tool to police the world and keep terror from ever happening again any where. Genecide for the sake of peace is justice, but Genecide for the sake of war is wrong! That is what I believe and it looks like Americans don't care enough do they! That is why Barack Obama will become our president! Peace be with you as long as your not a terrorist and remeber only the US Gov decides who is a terrorist and who's not! Oh and Vic is just as retarded as me it's just that he hasn't figured that out yet. You your self should understand that people like me dont speak dumb @$& so that's why I have my own points of view!

Originally Posted by bujab

I now present my ridiculously opinionated Tier List.

1(God Tier).God > Satan > Tardigrades(Water Bears[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada])

2.Superman > Moses > Jesus > Hypno Toad

3.DBZ Universe > Captain Falcon(After drinking some Falcon Punch) > Kratos(GOW) = Dante > Unboosted Captain Falcon = Arceus > Mewtwo > Palkia = Dialga = Giratina

4.Chuck Norris > Bleach Verse > Popeye(after eating spinach) > Godzilla

5.Every other Godzilla Kaiju = Gamera > Eva Units

6.Batman > Naruto Verse(strongest people in it) > OJ Simpson> Michael Jackson = Mr. T = M.C. Hammer = Abraham Lincoln > Bill Clinton

7.Uwe Boll > Teletubbies > a Bag of Furbies > Naruto

8. Jack Thompson > Magikarp > emo people = Hippies

Now according to this, Naruto ranks far below that of Dante.

This List is only opinion(although my opinion is worth five regular opinions), and anything not on here is mainly due to me not knowing about it and/or not caring/too lazy.

Originally Posted by bujab

That's because Bible Plotkai is the strongest form of Plotkai. It is as least twenty times as strong as Bleach Plotkai, and around forty in Jesus' case.

Dante will have an advantage until Jesus pulls out a holy Plotkai and win.(the bible is really cheap >_>[also these numbers are mere opinion])

Originally Posted by Cursed

Freedom is not included in the membership package on BE.

Originally Posted by kochito22

american kid: when did you come to the US for school?
irish kid: right before this school year started.
american kid: so how'd you learn english so quickly?
irish kid: is that a serious question

Originally Posted by Cursed

BiOCaAM really is a lesbian? Thanks for reminding me that my crush is a lesbian and I'll never get any action with her short of rape.

Originally Posted by Yellow Ledbetter

I skipped out? I went to sleep lol. By the time I got home from work it was already closed...probably by that Krybaby. As far as some random throwing it out, have you ever considered the possibility that your incredible idiocy has caused other people to dislike you?

I mean, all we have seen from you is you sticking your nose in other people's business, and failing to follow through with any kind of logical though. I think it's a very good possibility that other people have recognized your asshattery and have decided to comment on it themselves.

The only thing you have managed to do was stand up like a drunken idiot spewing profanity in some dreadful attempts to insult me or outwit me. I really have no idea what kind of stupid crap you are trying to accomplish at this point.

And although I can appreciate your attempt at humor with your little knockout picture, I suggest trying something with a little more wit.

Originally Posted by King of Hearts

no war is good EVER

ad this war(iraq war) has taken more lives than WWII and has sent america into a (almost) depression