ahhhhhh, as the saying goes, when drinking, you leave with a fox and awake with a piggy lol. So, they were purple with huge teeth??????? OMG, just what kind of bar did you go to???? Um, and I guess you also had green slime all over your face, and possibly private parts as well?

hahahaha.......um, gee, he does look familiar, now I know why I don't go to bars and have my parties at home, plus,
it's closer to my 2nd floor where zie bedrooms are 
hahahaha