Skeletor

So this is what happened at the makeup party last night/this morning. There were supposed to be a lot of girls coming (most dtf/going to be dtf). But an unfortunate chain of events happend.

1. One girl's friend's mom got into a car accident and had to go to the hospital with her friends.

2. Anothers mom is bipolar and flipped out on her for no reason, so she and her friends didn't come.

3. Another mom got mad at another girl and she and her friends didn't come.

So we were all like, "fml." So we decided to have a brofest since it was my friends last night here until he goes back to clemson. We got a tv, modern warfare, and halo lol. Got stupid drunk and played them.

Twoo girls that had to go to the hospital with their friends mom came. So me and my friend jumped on the opportunity to get them smashed. <(mission complete)

So me and him were just in the smash/smush room about to fuck these girls but they kept on worrying about the time. But we were like, "fuck the time." They basically agreed. But we knew what time they had to go, so we tried to hurry up.

This is where my luck gets bad. The girl I was gonna fuck was on her period :push:. So with my drunk mind I thought to say, "well there is another hole." She said fuck nooooo. So, I stayed on the bases. But I did get my peen stroked sooooo meh I guess. My friend told me after they left that he was fingering his girl but she wouldn't let him go past that.

Soo we won the battle but lost the war.

P.S. The same two girls are supposed to come today to finish what we started, to my knowledge that is. It might get changed, but I have my fingers crossed.

Well I just found out that there is another party tonight to compensate for the halloween one. Ill probably leave within 30 mins or so. I was told there were going to be more girls there this time, hope they're right.

It was horrible, a sausage fest with my friends. There was bad planning on this one. I could've had more fun staying at home.

Yep another party in less than 2 weeks. Ill probably try the same thing and same tactics as the last party. But I might need to calm down on the drinking this time. I got pinned by a 115 pound girl, told my best friend to slap the shit out of me cause I needed to sober up, gave the taxi driver who drove me home a $30 tip, tried to burp and ended up throwing up, after I threw up took more shots of jager, almost got punched in the face trying to hug the owner of the house (she was pissed because I was close to breaking stuff and being loud), got walked in on while having sex 4 times, humping random shit, played bullshit and just said bullshit everytime, walked in on my best friend having sex on purpose, and yelled "man council" everytime I wanted to talk to my friends. < (that shit is the level of my drunkness).

It was good, I got drunk off my ass and fucked some bitch. She looked good in the dark, so I hope she was fuckable. I fucked her 4 times and have yet to come, ill probably have blue balls tomorrow. Thank you uimg for telling me to let the liquor do the work.