CriminalBaby

1.YOUR REAL NAME:

Malek Eduardo B.

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)

Malizzle...oh gee what have i gotten my self into.

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)

Red Tiger? Sounds mad homo imho.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)

Eddie Parade (:odd:)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)

Benmalat (:odd:(

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink).

Blue Cinnamon Oat Meal Protein Shake (fuck yeah)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)

Andahna

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (fathers middle name and mothers name.)

Question's bull :oh:

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)

Black Rabbit :|

10. Tag three other people.

_JP, RICKisBOSS, BrolyFTMFW (lawl part of dis tag chain hits the wall :rabu)

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[B]Howdyho you nerds [/B]

Yeah, it's been a while since i made my last blog, and once again, I want to apologize for the little delay for this one.

This blog will have multiple parts, each one posted in seperately, including the BOSS interview, why Bleach and Naruto are [URL="http://sasja.jubiiblog.dk/upload/05_dogshit.jpg"]this[/URL]
compared to Hunter x Hunter, the new Espada of Fail and of course the "XD LOL!!!" interview with none other than Helmar himself. User discretion is adviced (;

So what better time than the beginning to rant about bleached dogshit.


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[SIZE="5"][B][U]My thoughts on the latest chapters of Bleach and why Hunter x Hunter shits on Bleach and Naruto [/U][/B][/SIZE][/CENTER]


Well what can i say...let me explain it this way.

Imagine your swimming in a pool of shit, and remembering that a friend told you that in "a brown pool",
a big treasure is hidden deep in that pool. Suddenly you see a shining light from down that pool, and decide to
get it. You dive down and struggle your way through all that shit until you reach the bottom of the pool only to find
a fuckin coke-zero can.

That's how the last Bleach- chapters felt like. Until now the whole Hueco Mundo arc and especially
the rescue action currently are a big disappointment. I mean does it get any shallower than this?
Eyepatch vs Eyepatch, Scientist vs Scientist...how about letting Soi Fon fight Halibel and turning Nell evil
and let her fight Yoruichi. Then bring in OG and let him fight Yamamoto to bring real depth to the manga...jesus!

All this aside, the thing pissing me off the most is the total butchering of another black guy in Bleach. We remember, Tousen getting
butchered due to plot induced stupidity in the Soul Society arc, and now Zomari Le Roux, gets fuckin raped up his black ass.

First of all, stereotypes: The only black guy in the espada being the fastest Espada of'em all?

Zomari's Release: The lack of inspiration and thoughts concerning the abilities aside...a fucking pumpkin? I mean seriously, how many releases does Kubo want to destroy?
It's like he turning them into a joke on purpose. Releases? How about making them a huge blob, a pumpkin and a SSJ Sandslash.

Only remotely interesting release as of yet has been Szayel's.

The "Zomari-Hype": As we all know, Zomari's characteristics, abilities and name were hidden for a long time, together with the OG.
That alone really made me think that something about him has to be really special. His character? Nothing special there, pretty stereotypical villain here.
Abilities? Yeah these were especially shitty. Release Design?: Fuckin horrible (see above)


The butchering: Kubo proved it with his own mangachapter. KUBOisRACIST. The sheer humiliation of the butchering of Zomari is beyond any imagination.
Giving Byakugay a new uninspired ability, letting Zomari beg for his life before being simply cut down by a mid-tier captain. It's terrible and I really really don't know what to say.


The next chapter might be positive showing Mayuri and Szayel duking it out, but seriously guys, take my advice and don't keep your hopes too high. KUBOwillDISAPPOINT-YOU.


Now back to the original topic here: Why does Hunter x Hunter shit on Naruto and Bleach.

A few of you guys know that i actually am a big fan of the Naruto manga. The latest chapters were rad, brought the manga a few steps forward to being decent.
Few weeks back a friend of mine told me about a manga called Hunter x Hunter. Not having much to read either way, I checked out the first anime episode of Hunter x Hunter and what did I get.
A child catchin some fish, protecting a little bear like animal from a "Hunter", learning about his father who was a hunter too, and deciding to become a Hunter too, to find his father.

My first impression bout that series wasn't that good, thinking it was some nature protecting shit.

A few days later, i spontaneously read the manga to see why i was told to read that sucker.

After 6 or 7 chapters, i was already hooked and had a totally different image of this manga than before.

With each chapter I read, it became more and more appearent how much shit, Naruto ripped of from that manga.
[QUOTE=Pninja;562181]i honestly wished you had a brain. if you don't like it then don't come in. simple as that.



hunter exam

gon = naruto

killua = sasuke

chakra is a less specific version of nen

akatsuki were exiled ninjas, genei ryodan were from a country formed by exiles

kurata clan annihilated, kurapica is the only remaining kurata clan who has the power to turn his eyes red which makes him 100% proficient with all nen types. he also wants to avenge his clan.

Uchiha clan annihilated, sasuke trying to avenge them, sasuke's eyes are his special ability

Kakashi's sharingan can put any body part into another dimension, one of the people in HxH can do the same.

i could go on.[/QUOTE]


Not only that.


The whole Chuunin exam is a shameless ripoff of the Hunter Exam in HxH.

Example 1:

Gon Leorio Leorio and Kurapika entering the room for the first Hunter Exam, and everybody stares angrily at the noobs, while the team is shocked by the sheer number os participants.

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What does that remind us of?

OH!!!

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Then there is Tompa, who approaches the team, who for some reason failed the exam multiple times, and approaches the team friendly but actually has bad intentions. In addition he shows them some of the other contestents of the exam:

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So what does that remind us of?

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What a shameless ripoff.


The funny thing is that the written exam in Naruto was held while in Hunter X Hunter, Gon was specifically wondering about the fact that the written exam was not held.


Perhaps Kishimoto was like: "Time to be original :]"



Hunter x Hunter delivers everything a good manga needs. Character development, an excellent plot, awesome characters, a lot of variety (see Greed Island arc), strategic elements in battles and of course
the greatest antagonist organisation i have ever seen and Kishimoto seems to at least want to take advantage over it by ripping off bout 70%, but still failing miserabely,
in making it better than HxH. It fails in comparision.

Now let me ask a question: What do Masashi Kishimoto and Kubo Tite have in common?

And I do not mean the fact that they both have a manga that is WAYYYYY inferior to Hunter x Hunter.

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Both fap to that person on a daily basis. Yoshihiro Togashi, the author of Hunter x Hunter and Yu Yu Hakusho is a poor victim from those two authors.

Yu Yu Hakusho being ripped of by Kubo Tite's Bleach, Hunter x Hunter being ripped of by Kishimoto's Naruto.



Bottom Line: Read Hunter x Hunter and take a shit on Bleach.


[B]Just a side note[/B]: Rick and I were talking about a Manga called "The Manga Bible" yesterday.

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And no people, I'm not making this up. Jesus is over 9000 (8000:odd:). It seriously exists. Now I can tell without even taking a single look into that horrendous piece of garbage that (if they ever will exist) anime fillers of this manga, will be better than Bleach's canon storyline.

Why? Just look at it. It's meant to be ridiculous, just like "My Balls" where a demon is sealed into someone's fuckin balls and has to be blown off [B]literally[/B], whereas Bleach is ridiculous even though it's aimed to be a serious manga. Good work Kubo.

But that's another story. Stay tuned for part 2 of [B]My Blog>Your Blog Episode 4[/B]

Yo you nerds :odd:

The blog was actually scheduled to be released yesterday, the 22nd of November.

Unfortunately, there were some personal matters the last few days which prevented me from completing it.

But there are some good news:

- There will be 2 special and controversial guests. One will be the very controversial Helmar (The XD LOL!!! interview) and the other one will be the CAPSonCAPS Boss himself....

- ...who will present the new and epic EoF blog with me. [URL="http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=18430"]Click here[/URL] to vote for your candidates.

- and of course more Bleach criticism, and how Hunter x Hunter shits on Bleach and Naruto.



Stay tuned for the 30th November peeps (;

Hi and welcome to the 3rd installment of the best blog around here.

Today I want to talk about a movie, which sucks more than the current chapters of the Bleach Manga and One Piece together. And no, I'm not kidding.

The Movie I'm talking about is "An American Haunting" which is pretended to be based on real events.

The Movie plays in the year 1818 where the rich farmer John Bell was cursed by an old hag who everyone in the village called a witch. She especially warns him about the fact that his daughter Betsy Bell, will suffer.


After he got cursed , he sees things, nobody else can see. A good example would be when he went hunting dears with some friends and he permanantely sees a rabid wolf attacking him.
Now the funny thing about that, is that the wolf doesn't even look like one. He rather looks like a german shepherd dog, painted black. What a bunch of fuck.

In the same night, his oldest daughter Betsy Bell is plagued by Nightmares of a chick with a red dress , and something evil that always comes into her bedroom after everyone else is asleep.

The fact that she can not sleep at night anymore, leads to the point that she's permanantely sleeping at school and is totally absent. Her well educated teacher, notices this and observates her during the break. The funny thing is that he has the hots for Betsy, while being 20 years older than her.

After a talk with her parents, he learns about Betsy's permanent "nightmares" and decides to stay at her crib to prove that there is nothing abnormal going on.

Well that doesn't hold on long because shortly after that, the entire family including the teacher realise that this is everything but a dream, because they see Betsy being floating in the air like something invisible is holding her up while she gets the fuck slapped out of her.

Now this scene was hilarious instead of scary.
I really don't know what to say about this.

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Near the end of the video, you'll see the slap scene i was talking about.

But notice the crying voice of the mother at the beginning video.

"Uauauauhuhgrahahahf" A fucking classic.


Well back to the story:

In one morning they find menstrual fluid on one of her dresses and it's said that when the "witch" drips her own blood, on clothes you have ever worn, you're fucked. (cursed)

Now the father John Bell, decides to visit the with to beg her to take the curse from his family, offering his life to her.

But the only thing she says is that she didn't curse anybody and that the father cursed himself.

And now this is where the end of the movie gets fucking weird and awkward. The mother recalls in her mind, what happened when she tried to approach her daughter, and remembers seeing her husband at the edge of the bed. After that you see that Betsy is given a revelation that her father has caused her all the pain and you see a ghost who looks exactly like Betsy which is said to be "a being who was born out of her innocence".

After that Betsy kills her father with poison, and the "ghost" and the nightmares vanish, and that's it.

What a bunch of fuck. Now i just recalled how it was shown in the movie,and you're probably asking yourself what the fuck that is.

Now from what I understood, the father sexually abused her. Now because of the fact that she always tried to forget that shit, a seperated entity was born in herself (<<yeah right :wacko:) which tried to make her remember.

So why do I hate this movie. First of all, the plot is really really terrible as you have seen right now, the acting was total ass and the dialogues were totally inconsistent.

What do I mean by that. Well as I already mentioned, the movie plays in the year 1818, so the dialogues are pretty antediluvian. But the language seems to change permanantely between modern english (in my case german) and oldfangled english. What were they thinking?


The constant changing between black and white and color screens is flat out annoying, and the voice acting? Just fucking horrible.

In addition, when the camera takes the vision of the ghost of betsy bell, the movement just brings a good laugh rather than excitement.

All in all I give this movie a 3/10 and please take my advice seriously, stay the fuck away from this aweful piece of shit.

[B]Epic fail of the Week award:[/B]

This Week, it goes to Lotus for opening stupid threads and just being a son of a failure.

Check these threads out for epic LULZ

[url]http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=15747[/url]

[url]http://forums.bleachexile.com/showthread.php?t=15657[/url]

He got pwnt horribly by me. I hope you'll continue to entertain me.

I think I have forgotten something....oh yeah !!

Congratulations
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Next week, I'll collaborate with RICKonBLOG on some video game reviews, so stay tuned and take care.

Yours truly, Criminalbaby.