I couldn't go on my computer before without getting a virus, so I had to switch. Now I can watch all the porn I want, I mean research the solar system without interruption.
"I just saw a man being dragged from a car down the highway, and the pain was so intense, he shit his pants, causing a smear stain of blood and shit for a quarter mile down the carpool lane. It was so disgusting I threw up on my girlfriend while she was giving me head. Mondays, huh?"
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