that's not cool... that's kinda disturbing in fact.
The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a siamese twin. Your brother, attached to you, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over later tonight. You only have one ass
I've decided that instead of reading your post, I will just ban you. Have a nice day.
Fan clubs i belong to
After years of procrastination i finaly made my own zanpukuto (or working on it)
Sealed description:A regular katana (duh)
Releasement command: Bring ruin to the Paragon of Animals. (shakespear reference u uncultured twat)
Shikai description:Transforms into a rapier with a bell guard.
1)Seige guard: a translucent, circular shield appears from the bell guard. Size is variable.
A lunge that goes shunpo speed, the range is 10 meters.
3)Slash of Attrition
If i can draw blood with my sword i can absord their life force into my own at the cost of my reiastu. The higher the rate of transfer, the more reiastu used.
my favorite quote
Originally Posted by (SIC)NESS
he's probably not gay he's just exploring the amazing world of late puberty and with that comes a man's body but you might wanna think twice bout that think about it when you take a big crap it might hurt what do you think it's feels like if you put a freaking dildo up there
never put foreign objects in dark smelly places man but if you really want i must say you might wanna use cuz if you don't you might go and your girl will be
Originally Posted by DK
According to 2 GOP sources it's to clear the path for her(Sarah Palin) 2012 presidential run. It made me consider the validity of the Mayan calender when I first read the story.
Originally Posted by 'WrathOfTheNooB',index.php?page=Thread&postID=2496 71#post249671
Originally Posted by 'MammothTank',index.php?page=Thread&postID=249655# post249655
so whats changed for helix that makes lag or w/e the complaint may be so unbearable now and not in the beginning of the server (when it was still semi-full anyway so its not #s)? or maybe servers just have a natural wear and tear to them im not aware of? or perhaps the servers are just being split off and shared amongst other things. would be smart to at least find a reason y b4 spouting for a how to fix. either that or just a simple harhar for picking helix and not the sexy onion.
Mammy, this ain't just the nancy-pancy daisy-picking tree-hugging kitten-cuddling Orion lag that always speaks in soft, dolcet tones and kisses boys when your back is turned to him. Or girls. Do they kiss girls on Orion? I can't remember. ...FEH, Orion.
This is heavy death metal headbanging kitten-killing seal-clubbing elephant-tusk-selling whale-poaching angry motorcyclist lag--the kind that will run up to you when you're peacefully minding your own business, headbang you in the crotch, tear up your lawn, defecate on your family members, steal all your David Bowie music, and then crumple up all your nicely stacked coffee filters just to irritate you. I know we've all played alongside lag since the SCO, but this stuff is just in a league of its own.
We're talking ~10-30 second lag on commands, which is absolutely unacceptable. Ever tried to play a B-gear in that kind of lag? I am quite sure it is impossible, unless I just am bad at this slow-motion slideshow brawl. You hit ABM or GBM, but by the time your volley of hawkies goes off you're on the other side of the map and have accidentally aggroed something terrible which is now smashing you to pieces in the lag. It's a bit like playing Duck Hunt except the guns take about half a minute to fire, and instead of one dog laughing at you when you miss there's ~15-30 other nation members at any given moment.
So, yes, the server does need fixing, and badly.
Originally Posted by Cursed
That's because deep down everyone hates gays.
i cant believe twilight verse has something so broken, sad isnt it?
Originally Posted by Ajpinecrest2
They move at 100+ mph, they can chuck cars like they're rocks, they have skin as hard as granite, they can regenerate from anything short of being diced and then burned.
Some of their special abilties include things such as: Precognition, Telepathy, Illusions on par with Aizens, Alec's mist which is the equivelent to Tousen's Bankai only it affects all the senses, and Siobhan who can manipulate probability like Longshot from Marvel.
Originally Posted by HammerheadA
Why not just leave Town Portals on your skillbar?
I shall tell a story.........
Once upon a time some guy wanted a warp to chaos mission map so I logged onto a gear who shall remain nameless but we shall call him spyro. I warped the person there and found he had no town portals at all in his inventory. So after flying around for ages looking for a BCU to kill me so I could get towned when I eventually got back to town I went to the shop and bought him 50 TPs.
Apparently, he had over 500 in his warehouse already. It occurs to me that the warehouse maybe isn't the most useful place for TPs but I might be wrong.
Nobody lived happily ever after because the person who shall remain nameless but we shall call spyro had an extra 50 TPs he didn't need and I am still confused.
Moral of the story - asians are weird.
SIZE=4]To the citizens of the United States of America [/size]
from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II[/center]
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of
the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your
independence, effective immediately.
(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the
need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year
to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced
with immediate effect:
1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!
Originally Posted by DKoala
Woo friend's 21st party this Friday.
I'm so gonna get drunk*, spend the night dancing**, get off with a ton of girls***, do**** coke, and spend the night passed out on someone's couch*****
I'll probably be stone sober
By which i mean i'll sit at a table
Might chat to some friends
Well, actually this one is probably true.
******This just shows how little there is for me to do here at work today
Originally Posted by DKoala
The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more than a few.
My story begins in Nineteen dickety two. We had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser had stolen our word for "twenty." I chased him down the road but gave up after dickety-six miles...
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh ya. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because if the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
Originally Posted by Cracker
BE the only place on the internet that may rival 4chan for fucked up shit.
oh the posts i've seen....i've seen rat necrophilia, i've seen discussions of throat fucking (described as "masturbating with her face" no less lol), mutliple pages of kinky midget sex discussion as well as surprise buttsecks, i've seen rape discussion, i've even seen the corruption of candy, and now i've seen a discussion of the logistics of goat fucking.
BE the one stop shop for mental corruption. keeping therapists and psychologists busy since 2005(?).
Originally Posted by Ice Prince
It was high school, my senior year. It was the first day back to school and I was walking through the courtyard, and I happened to make eye contact with this guy I had never met before. All of a sudden it was like I'd been hit by a thunderbolt; just frozen. I'd never experienced a feeling like that before, so obviously it was new to me. It's like every emotion a person could feel was wrapped into that single moment that I had eye contact with him. It literally gave me chills, and I still remember to this day that feeling. It was so strange, and I've never had that feeling since then.
Originally Posted by dyne
I can explain that, it was Zeus trying to kill you.
Originally Posted by annsaint
for those fans getting technical about color, i found some swatches of the paint.
Originally Posted by annsaint
someone negrepped me saying those colors are from anime and not strictly canon. so here is how it would appear in the manga
Originally Posted by MCAV
What's Yellow and annoying, and lives in a damn pineapple for Christ's sake on the bottom of the ocean..?
Originally Posted by Darth Titan
Yeah well hey I hope you know I am like Jesus doing bad stuff to me makes me post more offten and they become gayer like Jesus every time so isn't that cool I mean sure I am kinda like Aizen only not evil and I don't want to rule the world just the USA as it's Socialist President so I can create a Fascist Empire born from hate and lust for power that would use it's imperial assets as a tool to police the world and keep terror from ever happening again any where. Genecide for the sake of peace is justice, but Genecide for the sake of war is wrong! That is what I believe and it looks like Americans don't care enough do they! That is why Barack Obama will become our president! Peace be with you as long as your not a terrorist and remeber only the US Gov decides who is a terrorist and who's not! Oh and Vic is just as retarded as me it's just that he hasn't figured that out yet. You your self should understand that people like me dont speak dumb @$& so that's why I have my own points of view!
note: for more of these comment read up on darthtitan post history, 100% of his posts resemble this
Originally Posted by bujab
I now present my ridiculously opinionated Tier List.
6.Batman > Naruto Verse(strongest people in it) > OJ Simpson> Michael Jackson = Mr. T = M.C. Hammer = Abraham Lincoln > Bill Clinton
7.Uwe Boll > Teletubbies > a Bag of Furbies > Naruto
8. Jack Thompson > Magikarp > emo people = Hippies
Now according to this, Naruto ranks far below that of Dante.
This List is only opinion(although my opinion is worth five regular opinions), and anything not on here is mainly due to me not knowing about it and/or not caring/too lazy.
Originally Posted by bujab
That's because Bible Plotkai is the strongest form of Plotkai. It is as least twenty times as strong as Bleach Plotkai, and around forty in Jesus' case.
Dante will have an advantage until Jesus pulls out a holy Plotkai and win.(the bible is really cheap >_>[also these numbers are mere opinion])
Originally Posted by Cursed
Freedom is not included in the membership package on BE.
Originally Posted by kochito22
american kid: when did you come to the US for school?
irish kid: right before this school year started.
american kid: so how'd you learn english so quickly?
irish kid: is that a serious question
Originally Posted by Cursed
BiOCaAM really is a lesbian? Thanks for reminding me that my crush is a lesbian and I'll never get any action with her short of rape.
Originally Posted by Yellow Ledbetter
I skipped out? I went to sleep lol. By the time I got home from work it was already closed...probably by that Krybaby. As far as some random throwing it out, have you ever considered the possibility that your incredible idiocy has caused other people to dislike you?
I mean, all we have seen from you is you sticking your nose in other people's business, and failing to follow through with any kind of logical though. I think it's a very good possibility that other people have recognized your asshattery and have decided to comment on it themselves.
The only thing you have managed to do was stand up like a drunken idiot spewing profanity in some dreadful attempts to insult me or outwit me. I really have no idea what kind of stupid crap you are trying to accomplish at this point.
And although I can appreciate your attempt at humor with your little knockout picture, I suggest trying something with a little more wit.
Originally Posted by King of Hearts
no war is good EVER
ad this war(iraq war) has taken more lives than WWII and has sent america into a (almost) depression
Ah yes, you are referring to my time with a certain someone. by that I mean 1 Person within 5yrs age. Which I spent a good part of 2 Years knowing on a personal level. I'm so ashamed of myself. On top of that how dare I keep that private from everyone's eyes on a forum .. so much so that nobody knew until after we split. That is just fucking outrageous.. Also how outrageous that I dated this person in real life for a period of time. Because this is all just on the net and nothing counts? Dont lump me in the same boat that dense cow sank
Are you going all emotional on me, Lurch? Or is this your take on self-decrepitating humour? At any rate, you're not very good at this sarcasm business.
I don't really care for your failed attempts at courting the likes of b1; it’s almost as if you want me to validate your life - here, have a medal:
I am also lol'ing at the fact that it took you two years of constant skype-ing to enter an e-relationship with b1. Stay down dog and cover your head in shame.
Originally Posted by lurch
yet you still are just getting over the recent trauma of your balls dropping.
NOW, have tried to use them to act like a badass and take me down? Nah you are just an insignificant little shit.
It's funny to see you, out of everyone, speak about having a pair of balls. In spite of everything that's happened, despite being flamed by the whole board, B1uttercup managed to save face by posting on her MW, proving that even scum have a sense of dignity which is more than can be said for you. There were 2 MWs created against you, both of which resulted in you going MIA instantly L0l. Apparently, you went as far as begging your old e-flame Maszrum to close the first one ASAP as the thought of getting humiliated was too much for you.
I was right about you; you're a weakling, a coward who hides behind his puppeteers like a little lost lamb. And now you have the nerve to turn around and tell me to grow a pair - because "slaying" B1uttercup makes you a man now.
Never cared for B1 so don't know where you misinterpreted that part of anything to do with. 2years on skype with her. .
As for my own member war. An argument that is based on fiction is not worth giving attention to.
No need to disprove something that isn't fact. He was just annoyed that I wouldn't let him troll the group.
Since I was a noob mod. Yeah I went for an outside opinion. And yes maszrum confirmed he was in fact out of line.
If you don't stand for something. You will fall for anything.
I am going to tear the happy right out of your soul
Lurch talking about balls like the pro he is; I always did suspect that he was something of a closeted homo - given how he had found himself being rejected repeatedly by loose women like Maszrum.
Originally Posted by jayshow
Don't let the haters get to you.
Since I am no commoner I can feel the irradiating aura stemming from your awesome posts, and through them I could slightly detect your impressively frightening yet accurate logic.
Originally Posted by pumpkin13
Shade is obviously far more intelligent. Thus all other comments are invalid.
Originally Posted by snqrls
Complete ownage with that post shade, you said everything that I should have and more.