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Old 05-09-2009, 07:14 AM
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full grown king cobra vs full grown komodo dragon. winner?
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Old 05-09-2009, 07:44 AM
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Old 05-09-2009, 08:20 PM
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If the cobra wraps around the komodo dragon then theres nothing it can do
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Old 05-09-2009, 08:38 PM
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King Cobra:

22ft long
Venom (neurotoxic)
Mortality rate from bites is as high as 75%

Komodo:
8-9 ft; 170ish pounds
Poor hearing
Poor night vision

Cobra takes it easy.
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Old 05-10-2009, 06:26 AM
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I think the cobra would kill the komodo dragon but not without getting itself killed in the process.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:01 AM
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It's hard to say while cobra's are poisonous so is the komodo dragon in way as it has a load of bacteria in it's mouth that acts like a poison so in reality who ever gets bitten first loses. In the end I say cobra because it's faster.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:07 AM
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how much time does it take before a cobras poison come into effect? i can easily see the cobra getting in the first hit but all the komodo dragon has to do is swipe it with its claws or bite it and its over.
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he's probably not gay he's just exploring the amazing world of late puberty and with that comes a man's body but you might wanna think twice bout that think about it when you take a big crap it might hurt what do you think it's feels like if you put a freaking dildo up there

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so whats changed for helix that makes lag or w/e the complaint may be so unbearable now and not in the beginning of the server (when it was still semi-full anyway so its not #s)? or maybe servers just have a natural wear and tear to them im not aware of? or perhaps the servers are just being split off and shared amongst other things. would be smart to at least find a reason y b4 spouting for a how to fix. either that or just a simple harhar for picking helix and not the sexy onion.
Mammy, this ain't just the nancy-pancy daisy-picking tree-hugging kitten-cuddling Orion lag that always speaks in soft, dolcet tones and kisses boys when your back is turned to him. Or girls. Do they kiss girls on Orion? I can't remember. ...FEH, Orion.

This is heavy death metal headbanging kitten-killing seal-clubbing elephant-tusk-selling whale-poaching angry motorcyclist lag--the kind that will run up to you when you're peacefully minding your own business, headbang you in the crotch, tear up your lawn, defecate on your family members, steal all your David Bowie music, and then crumple up all your nicely stacked coffee filters just to irritate you. I know we've all played alongside lag since the SCO, but this stuff is just in a league of its own.

We're talking ~10-30 second lag on commands, which is absolutely unacceptable. Ever tried to play a B-gear in that kind of lag? I am quite sure it is impossible, unless I just am bad at this slow-motion slideshow brawl. You hit ABM or GBM, but by the time your volley of hawkies goes off you're on the other side of the map and have accidentally aggroed something terrible which is now smashing you to pieces in the lag. It's a bit like playing Duck Hunt except the guns take about half a minute to fire, and instead of one dog laughing at you when you miss there's ~15-30 other nation members at any given moment.

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Apparently, he had over 500 in his warehouse already. It occurs to me that the warehouse maybe isn't the most useful place for TPs but I might be wrong.
Nobody lived happily ever after because the person who shall remain nameless but we shall call spyro had an extra 50 TPs he didn't need and I am still confused.

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(You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states,
commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America without the
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Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year
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To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist,then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

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oh the posts i've seen....i've seen rat necrophilia, i've seen discussions of throat fucking (described as "masturbating with her face" no less lol), mutliple pages of kinky midget sex discussion as well as surprise buttsecks, i've seen rape discussion, i've even seen the corruption of candy, and now i've seen a discussion of the logistics of goat fucking.

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It was high school, my senior year. It was the first day back to school and I was walking through the courtyard, and I happened to make eye contact with this guy I had never met before. All of a sudden it was like I'd been hit by a thunderbolt; just frozen. I'd never experienced a feeling like that before, so obviously it was new to me. It's like every emotion a person could feel was wrapped into that single moment that I had eye contact with him. It literally gave me chills, and I still remember to this day that feeling. It was so strange, and I've never had that feeling since then.
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What's Yellow and annoying, and lives in a damn pineapple for Christ's sake on the bottom of the ocean..?
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Yeah well hey I hope you know I am like Jesus doing bad stuff to me makes me post more offten and they become gayer like Jesus every time so isn't that cool I mean sure I am kinda like Aizen only not evil and I don't want to rule the world just the USA as it's Socialist President so I can create a Fascist Empire born from hate and lust for power that would use it's imperial assets as a tool to police the world and keep terror from ever happening again any where. Genecide for the sake of peace is justice, but Genecide for the sake of war is wrong! That is what I believe and it looks like Americans don't care enough do they! That is why Barack Obama will become our president! Peace be with you as long as your not a terrorist and remeber only the US Gov decides who is a terrorist and who's not! Oh and Vic is just as retarded as me it's just that he hasn't figured that out yet. You your self should understand that people like me dont speak dumb @$& so that's why I have my own points of view!
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1(God Tier).God > Satan > Tardigrades(Water Bears[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tardigrada])

2.Superman > Moses > Jesus > Hypno Toad

3.DBZ Universe > Captain Falcon(After drinking some Falcon Punch) > Kratos(GOW) = Dante > Unboosted Captain Falcon = Arceus > Mewtwo > Palkia = Dialga = Giratina

4.Chuck Norris > Bleach Verse > Popeye(after eating spinach) > Godzilla

5.Every other Godzilla Kaiju = Gamera > Eva Units

6.Batman > Naruto Verse(strongest people in it) > OJ Simpson> Michael Jackson = Mr. T = M.C. Hammer = Abraham Lincoln > Bill Clinton

7.Uwe Boll > Teletubbies > a Bag of Furbies > Naruto

8. Jack Thompson > Magikarp > emo people = Hippies

Now according to this, Naruto ranks far below that of Dante.

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Dante will have an advantage until Jesus pulls out a holy Plotkai and win.(the bible is really cheap >_>[also these numbers are mere opinion])
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I skipped out? I went to sleep lol. By the time I got home from work it was already closed...probably by that Krybaby. As far as some random throwing it out, have you ever considered the possibility that your incredible idiocy has caused other people to dislike you?

I mean, all we have seen from you is you sticking your nose in other people's business, and failing to follow through with any kind of logical though. I think it's a very good possibility that other people have recognized your asshattery and have decided to comment on it themselves.

The only thing you have managed to do was stand up like a drunken idiot spewing profanity in some dreadful attempts to insult me or outwit me. I really have no idea what kind of stupid crap you are trying to accomplish at this point.

And although I can appreciate your attempt at humor with your little knockout picture, I suggest trying something with a little more wit.
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Old 05-10-2009, 11:15 AM
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True and the komodo's saliva is also poisonous.
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Old 05-10-2009, 12:16 PM
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Could go either way, but I'm leaning towards the King Cobra
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Old 05-10-2009, 04:44 PM
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I just don't think the venom would kill the komodo before it tears the cobra to shreds.
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