"I just saw a man being dragged from a car down the highway, and the pain was so intense, he shit his pants, causing a smear stain of blood and shit for a quarter mile down the carpool lane. It was so disgusting I threw up on my girlfriend while she was giving me head. Mondays, huh?"
Many thanks to Razvan Asakura for the great Riruka-chan sig!!!!
My RE-revised TOP 10 Bleach Fucks:
01. Yoruichi Shihouin...(Tall, dark, and super-hot sex goddess)
02. Nemu Kurotsuchi (she's sexy, she's totally submissive, and that outfit sooo gets me off)
03. Cirucci (Gothic lolita? In mah bed, nao!)
04. Lisa Yadomaru(horny little perv probably knows all kinds of kinky tricks. That and schoolgirl uniforms and chicks with glasses turn me on)
05. Soi Fon (she's badass, and that outfit's hot...Get her in a threesome with Yoruichi, keep things interesting)
06. Harribel (Dem big ol' titties, and that outfit. Resureccion form is even more fuckable)
07. Nanao Ise (What can I say, she's a babe with glasses)
08. Loly (Skanky little slut just begs for it)
09. Senna(I'll feel guilty about it later, she's just too cute not to fuck.)
10. Riruka Dokugamine (see avatar)