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Old 12-19-2009, 05:51 AM
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The greatest pairing of Bleach! Matsumoto x Orihime! Why? Because 4 boobs are better than two!

Well and they are both complete airheads with nice personalities

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Zanpakutou:
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Name: Ulf
Type: Enrage & summon

Spirit:
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A wolf the size of a large horse. He has yellow eyes, a long snout with a large mouth filled with large razor sharp white teeth.
He has dark grey fur with a black streak running over his head from his nose to his ears. The rest of his head and his paws are covered in a light blue fur that's almost white.

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A dark cave made from black rock with stalactites hanging from the ceiling. Ulf is in the centre chained to the floor. Watching me with his yellow eyes and hoping that I will be careless and come close enough to bite.
The chain is thin, made of black metal and fastened to the ground with rings of the same colour.

Ulf sometimes speaks to me telepathically with an unearthly low voice sounding menacing with each word.


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A 100 cm (39") double edged sword with a basket hilt ending in a silvery wolf's head. The blade appears to come out of the mouth of the wolf.
I carry the blade in a black leather scabbard on my back.

Image:
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fighting style:
My fighting style with the unreleased blade is combination of Zanjutsu and Hakuda. I wield Ulf with one hand and kick, punch, grab and throw my opponents. My favourite tactic is to grab my opponent and throw him off balance while I get behind him and stab to either the back of his neck or his spine.


Shikai:
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release command:

- Yla Ulf (Growl Ulf)

appearance:

A 150 cm (60") double edged blade with a 30 cm (12") handle. It has a simple steel cross guard with a bright yellow gem set in the centre. After the guard there's the leather encased ricasso followed by the parry hooks.

Image:
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abilities:

- Blóðmóðr (Bloodwrath) *Passive ability

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When my Zanpakutou is released it automatically causes everyone in a 20 meter radius to be affected by the raging spirit of Ulf. The intensity of the effect depends on the reiatsu. It can either go from a small amount of anger to a blinding rage where the affected person will attack anything nearby.
This ability is most useful for dealing with a large number of weak enemies.



- Bärsärkar-gång (Going Berserk)

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I combine my strength with Ulf absorbing some of his spirit. This increases my speed and fighting power but at the same time I absorb some of his rage. A dangerous but powerful ability.


fighting style:
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When faced with only one enemy I will use Blóðmóðr to power up and attack aggressively using slashing attacks to sever limbs. I can grab the blade by the ricasso and the handle to use it more like a spear and use fast thrusting attacks to impale my opponent.
By wielding it half-sword style (left hand grasping the ricasso and right holding the handle just below the guard) my attacks become faster but they're less powerful than the full swings when I hold the handle with both hands.

If I face multiple opponents I will use Bärsärkar-gång to cause confusion and I will attack the strongest among them. Then after I kill him I can move on to the less powerful ones and finish them off.




Bankai:
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- Ulfheðnar (Wolf Berserker)

Activation:

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I hold Ulf in sword of my chest in horizontally half-sword style and say Bankai.
A bright yellow flash of light emits from the gem and I become bathed in the light for a moment.
When I appear again sword has turned back into its unreleased form and my shinigami uniform has turned into a leather scaled lammelar armour with black fur covering my arms.
Ulf materialises next to me, unchained and ready to fight.
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With Ulf materialised I can command him to attack my opponents. He can also use his shikai abilities.
His speed is fast enough to keep up with shunpo.

I can also ride on his back.

If Ulf is killed while he's materialised he'll return to my inner world and I won't be able to use Shikai or Bankai for
24 hours.


fighting style:
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I command Ulf to attack my opponent and attack at the same time with my sword.

The second style I could use is to ride on his back and cut at my opponents as I rush by.



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Old 12-19-2009, 06:11 AM
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ahhh i want to be the yuri voyeur, puhlease?
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:16 AM
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Inspector of cleavage right here
Yuri??really nasandre, we both know your more for the explicit stuff!!!
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:17 AM
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No no.. First you have to write an 1500 word essay why you think Matsumoto and Orihime are good for eachother... Uhh what the hell never mind!

Ok you've gotten your titles!

@sharp: Yah I know but 'tis not the 18+ section... However I do got the stuff!

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Zanpakutou:
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Name: Ulf
Type: Enrage & summon

Spirit:
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A wolf the size of a large horse. He has yellow eyes, a long snout with a large mouth filled with large razor sharp white teeth.
He has dark grey fur with a black streak running over his head from his nose to his ears. The rest of his head and his paws are covered in a light blue fur that's almost white.

Image:
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Inner world:
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A dark cave made from black rock with stalactites hanging from the ceiling. Ulf is in the centre chained to the floor. Watching me with his yellow eyes and hoping that I will be careless and come close enough to bite.
The chain is thin, made of black metal and fastened to the ground with rings of the same colour.

Ulf sometimes speaks to me telepathically with an unearthly low voice sounding menacing with each word.


Unreleased:
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appearance:
A 100 cm (39") double edged sword with a basket hilt ending in a silvery wolf's head. The blade appears to come out of the mouth of the wolf.
I carry the blade in a black leather scabbard on my back.

Image:
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fighting style:
My fighting style with the unreleased blade is combination of Zanjutsu and Hakuda. I wield Ulf with one hand and kick, punch, grab and throw my opponents. My favourite tactic is to grab my opponent and throw him off balance while I get behind him and stab to either the back of his neck or his spine.


Shikai:
Spoiler:
release command:

- Yla Ulf (Growl Ulf)

appearance:

A 150 cm (60") double edged blade with a 30 cm (12") handle. It has a simple steel cross guard with a bright yellow gem set in the centre. After the guard there's the leather encased ricasso followed by the parry hooks.

Image:
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abilities:

- Blóðmóðr (Bloodwrath) *Passive ability

Spoiler:
When my Zanpakutou is released it automatically causes everyone in a 20 meter radius to be affected by the raging spirit of Ulf. The intensity of the effect depends on the reiatsu. It can either go from a small amount of anger to a blinding rage where the affected person will attack anything nearby.
This ability is most useful for dealing with a large number of weak enemies.



- Bärsärkar-gång (Going Berserk)

Spoiler:
I combine my strength with Ulf absorbing some of his spirit. This increases my speed and fighting power but at the same time I absorb some of his rage. A dangerous but powerful ability.


fighting style:
Spoiler:
When faced with only one enemy I will use Blóðmóðr to power up and attack aggressively using slashing attacks to sever limbs. I can grab the blade by the ricasso and the handle to use it more like a spear and use fast thrusting attacks to impale my opponent.
By wielding it half-sword style (left hand grasping the ricasso and right holding the handle just below the guard) my attacks become faster but they're less powerful than the full swings when I hold the handle with both hands.

If I face multiple opponents I will use Bärsärkar-gång to cause confusion and I will attack the strongest among them. Then after I kill him I can move on to the less powerful ones and finish them off.




Bankai:
Spoiler:

- Ulfheðnar (Wolf Berserker)

Activation:

Spoiler:
I hold Ulf in sword of my chest in horizontally half-sword style and say Bankai.
A bright yellow flash of light emits from the gem and I become bathed in the light for a moment.
When I appear again sword has turned back into its unreleased form and my shinigami uniform has turned into a leather scaled lammelar armour with black fur covering my arms.
Ulf materialises next to me, unchained and ready to fight.
Image:
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Description:
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With Ulf materialised I can command him to attack my opponents. He can also use his shikai abilities.
His speed is fast enough to keep up with shunpo.

I can also ride on his back.

If Ulf is killed while he's materialised he'll return to my inner world and I won't be able to use Shikai or Bankai for
24 hours.


fighting style:
Spoiler:
I command Ulf to attack my opponent and attack at the same time with my sword.

The second style I could use is to ride on his back and cut at my opponents as I rush by.



Fav anime characters:
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Old 12-19-2009, 06:26 AM
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damn, i could've whipped up a 1500 word lemon too. oh well *goes back to voyeuring*
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I will fill the empty void of the member list.
lol, I guess he shouldn't have put tis like empty.

mmmm Emily passes the cleavage inspection, and nasandre probably knows where you live.

Accepted.(like I had a choice)
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Old 12-21-2009, 05:05 AM
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I will fill the empty void of the member list.
Welcome fellow boob lover! Yes you have filled that void..


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lol, I guess he shouldn't have put tis like empty.

mmmm Emily passes the cleavage inspection, and nasandre probably knows where you live.

Accepted.(like I had a choice)
Yah I know where everyone with bewbs lives thanks to my OmniBoobScience.
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Zanpakutou:
Spoiler:

Name: Ulf
Type: Enrage & summon

Spirit:
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A wolf the size of a large horse. He has yellow eyes, a long snout with a large mouth filled with large razor sharp white teeth.
He has dark grey fur with a black streak running over his head from his nose to his ears. The rest of his head and his paws are covered in a light blue fur that's almost white.

Image:
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Inner world:
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A dark cave made from black rock with stalactites hanging from the ceiling. Ulf is in the centre chained to the floor. Watching me with his yellow eyes and hoping that I will be careless and come close enough to bite.
The chain is thin, made of black metal and fastened to the ground with rings of the same colour.

Ulf sometimes speaks to me telepathically with an unearthly low voice sounding menacing with each word.


Unreleased:
Spoiler:

appearance:
A 100 cm (39") double edged sword with a basket hilt ending in a silvery wolf's head. The blade appears to come out of the mouth of the wolf.
I carry the blade in a black leather scabbard on my back.

Image:
Spoiler:


fighting style:
My fighting style with the unreleased blade is combination of Zanjutsu and Hakuda. I wield Ulf with one hand and kick, punch, grab and throw my opponents. My favourite tactic is to grab my opponent and throw him off balance while I get behind him and stab to either the back of his neck or his spine.


Shikai:
Spoiler:
release command:

- Yla Ulf (Growl Ulf)

appearance:

A 150 cm (60") double edged blade with a 30 cm (12") handle. It has a simple steel cross guard with a bright yellow gem set in the centre. After the guard there's the leather encased ricasso followed by the parry hooks.

Image:
Spoiler:


abilities:

- Blóðmóðr (Bloodwrath) *Passive ability

Spoiler:
When my Zanpakutou is released it automatically causes everyone in a 20 meter radius to be affected by the raging spirit of Ulf. The intensity of the effect depends on the reiatsu. It can either go from a small amount of anger to a blinding rage where the affected person will attack anything nearby.
This ability is most useful for dealing with a large number of weak enemies.



- Bärsärkar-gång (Going Berserk)

Spoiler:
I combine my strength with Ulf absorbing some of his spirit. This increases my speed and fighting power but at the same time I absorb some of his rage. A dangerous but powerful ability.


fighting style:
Spoiler:
When faced with only one enemy I will use Blóðmóðr to power up and attack aggressively using slashing attacks to sever limbs. I can grab the blade by the ricasso and the handle to use it more like a spear and use fast thrusting attacks to impale my opponent.
By wielding it half-sword style (left hand grasping the ricasso and right holding the handle just below the guard) my attacks become faster but they're less powerful than the full swings when I hold the handle with both hands.

If I face multiple opponents I will use Bärsärkar-gång to cause confusion and I will attack the strongest among them. Then after I kill him I can move on to the less powerful ones and finish them off.




Bankai:
Spoiler:

- Ulfheðnar (Wolf Berserker)

Activation:

Spoiler:
I hold Ulf in sword of my chest in horizontally half-sword style and say Bankai.
A bright yellow flash of light emits from the gem and I become bathed in the light for a moment.
When I appear again sword has turned back into its unreleased form and my shinigami uniform has turned into a leather scaled lammelar armour with black fur covering my arms.
Ulf materialises next to me, unchained and ready to fight.
Image:
Spoiler:


Description:
Spoiler:
With Ulf materialised I can command him to attack my opponents. He can also use his shikai abilities.
His speed is fast enough to keep up with shunpo.

I can also ride on his back.

If Ulf is killed while he's materialised he'll return to my inner world and I won't be able to use Shikai or Bankai for
24 hours.


fighting style:
Spoiler:
I command Ulf to attack my opponent and attack at the same time with my sword.

The second style I could use is to ride on his back and cut at my opponents as I rush by.



Fav anime characters:
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Clicks here for ze 800+ Bleach renders..

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Old 12-21-2009, 07:14 AM
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"They call this cocktail destiny, so what do you say we drink to ours?"
"Why don’t you ask destiny, seeing as she brought us together?"

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"It's about the rules. And without the rules we might as well all be up in a tree flinging our crap at each other like monkeys!"
"Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner? I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass."
"We got vandals in this town. I was driving home from the plant and I saw the water tower giving me the finger."
"Kitty, every time we have an empty room, you want to fill it up with a stray child."
"Oh, Kitty, I wouldn't leave you for the car. Who'd make dinner?"
"I am gonna kill you and mount your head on the TV. And if it helps me get better reception, it'll do more for me than you have your whole life!"
"Son... there's something you should know... you're an idiot."
"It's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral for toilet paper."
"If you ever do anything like that again I'll kick your ass until your nose starts to bleed."
"What are you going to put on your resume? Dumbass?"
"You want to know why I'm unpleasant? I just had a heart attack. And now I have to be driven around like a useless dope by the idiot that married my daughter and gave me the heart attack in the first place. And I am also unpleasant because I just spent the entire day cooped up in the car breathing that mustard gas you call cologne! But mostly, I'm unpleasant because that's how it works in this family."
"I didn't understand a word you said. But I heard "Nazi bastards", and that's good enough for me."
"See, that's the thing about marriage. No one tells you about the three rings. There's the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass."
"So, this is how an engaged high school dumbass with no car, no job, and no money trims the hedges."
"The last time I was that close to a Japanese machine, it was shooting at me."
"What have I said about comparing your sister to the Devil?"
"We're all gonna go to church and we're gonna have a damn nice Sunday."
"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun. But if you mix them, they can turn you into a dumbass."
"If the US government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say, 'Thank you, and God bless America.'"
"Dear Lord, would it kill you to give the Packers a winning season? Oh, and uh, watch over my loving family, blah blah blah..."
"Damn kids today. They wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit them in the ass."
"I've been working since I was sixteen. I fought in two wars. Hell, I've killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it..."
"I like the sound of a beer church."
"Kelso, you fire that gun in this car, and I will pull over and kick your ass for an hour."
"Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot in your ass."
"Yeah... and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hops."
"Do you know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, ten years. Believe you me, there is no third offense."
"Get a job, HA. It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between."
"You know all that rent money you've been giving us? I've been putting it all in a bank account for your college fees... or bail."
"Bud, being a teenager is like being in a war. One minute, you're crawling around blind. Next minute, you get your foot blown off."
"Your mother is talking about adopting a communist orphan."
"You're never too old to burn to death in a fire."
"Is that kid from not America still here?"
"He's a little girl in big boy pants."
"I think we should rethink our 'Don't throw Leo out on his ass' policy."
"A bond between a father and son is subtle and complex- You wipe that smirk off your face."
"What the hell kind of a world are we living in? 'Hey, let's date other people.' 'Hey, let's date other people, but ditch them and do it in a car.' In my day, we called them degenerates, and we STONED them."
"Well isn't that a surprise. A National Guardsman serving up chicken."
"Yeah, you can't compete with those damn foreign imports. You know, if I had seen this coming, I would've shot a little straighter during the war."
"Earl, I didn't make you too dumb to flip burgers. That's God's fault."
"It's not so bad. Compared to Korea, this is Shangri-La wrapped in happy-fun candy."
"Well, I'd like to help, but not as much as I'd like not to."
"Eric, if you don't want to wear your ass for a hat, you'll get up here, pronto!"
"It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do."
"Hey, I go to church... just not during televised sporting events."
"If I don't make it, kill the foreign kid."
"Oh, come on! This isn't food! This is what food eats!"
"Don't sass me, Tarzan!"
"You've married a Vegas stripper. Congratulations."
"Steven, I've come to think of you as a son. So I want to give you some honest, heart-felt advice. Get your head out of your ass."
"Kitty, when we got married, we took a vow to be together through sickness and health, but nobody said anything about what to do if your wife turns into a dope fiend!"
"If you don't shut up I will put you in a crate, take you down to the port, and trade you for a years worth of bananas."
"And I just want to say, when my time comes, I want to be buried faced down so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass."

Song Quotes:
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“I don’t believe men are born to be killers; I don’t believe the world can’t be saved.” - World So Cold by 12 Stones
“Save sorrow for the souls in doubt.” - Carry Me Down by Demon Hunter
“I'll never need to see the sun again. There's enough light in your eyes to light up our little world.” - This Flesh a Tomb by Atreyu
“If life ain’t just a joke, then why are we laughing?” - Dead! by My Chemical Romance
“Next time you point a finger, I’ll point you to the mirror.” - Playing God by Paramore
“Are there any left who haven't kissed the enemy?” - The Blues by Switchfoot
“Yeah, I’m a selfish bastard but at least I’m not alone.” - Was It a Dream? by 30 Seconds to Mars
“Does it run in your blood to betray the ones you love?” - Blood (Empty Promises) by Papa Roach
“What are we if we’re not in love?” - The Moon is a Magnet by Jon Foreman
“Was the enemy just your brother all along?” - Rise Today by Alter Bridge
“I know I can stop the pain if I will it all away.” - Whisper by Evanescence
“Oh, how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying.” - Our Lady of Sorrows by My Chemical Romance

Various Other Quotes:
Spoiler:
"Not knowing is not a crime, remaining complacent in your ignorance and feeling no shame is."- Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” Redd Foxx
"The devil got landed with a shitty job. He has to deal with assholes every day." Gerard Way
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.” George Carlen
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.” A. Whitney Brown
"We are metal as in we have lots of metal in our instruments and belt buckles." Mikey Way
"I don't believe that my soul is likely to be shuffled off to Purgatory after I die. What would be the point? I've been fourteen already." John Ney Rieber
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"Make like Senbonzakura and scatter..."

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Zanpakuto-
Spoiler:
Name: Namidatenshi 涙天使 (lit. angel of tears)
Release Command: tobu 跳ぶ (lit. fly)
Sealed Form: A plain katana of medium length, with a dark blue hilt. The handguard is circular, with six carved feathers creating the circle.
Shikai-
Spoiler:
Blade Shape: A thin double-bladed, double-edged sword. The blades are able to detach at the hilt and become twin shortswords.
Abilities: After blood is drawn by its blade, Namidatenshi is able to cast powerful illusions similar to but not as potent as those caused by Kyoka Suigetsu.

Bankai-
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Not yet achieved.


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